First we had Nancy Kerrigan vs Tonya Harding. Now we have Erik Ainge vs The Cromptonites. Ainge injures his knee during the Vols Spring Practice. Link
Read this motherfuckers!!! This is the Cromptonite Manifesto LINK
Tennessee’ s Dan Kendra Project on hold? Link (pops)
Deck the Halls! Joy to the World! Erik Ainge has mysteriously messed up his knee! The entire Cromptonite brigade has visions of sugar plums and ruff tuff mountain boys dancing in their heads today. Does the montage above remind anyone of a similar situation? We here at LWS fear that Cromptonites are after us. That we will wake up in the morning missing a kidney or our beloved Labrador Retriever will end up as some sort of ritualistic sacrifice. And yes, we are receiving threatening emails, instant messages and challenges of “I’m from the old school, You got enough ass to back up that mouth? One of us need some relief” Cromptonite E-Thug Enforcers.
(The rise of the Cromptonites begins)
After silencing the critics with a stellar 67% completion rate, Ainge will lose his starting job (at least temporarily) to either Nick Stephens or Jonathon Crompton. The wackos will get their wish, and they will have no remorse that it comes at the expense of a player they have tried to run out of town for quite some time. These people actually seem happy that Ainge is injured. Most of them will not admit that they are happy, but deep down inside, in places that they don’t like to talk about these freaks are giddy as little schoolgirls with new shiny shoes that Ainge is out.
(Pic above courtesy of Juan Garcia-Abrego)
Erik wouldn’t play their game and he spit back in their face by garnering two national player of the week awards in the first three games of the 2006 season. Erik also was placed on a early Heisman Watch List, a fact that was disputed by a Cromptonite who insisted that the Fox Sports Network was nothing more than “a hack with a computer.” One Cromptonite actually stated that Crompton should start ahead of Ainge because Crompton was a “a tough southern boy with good manners”.
(Jon has had the playbook since the 6th grade)
Alas, the notorious Tennessee Spring Practice injury will be his undoing rather than the psychos who tried their hardest to rattle him in 2006.
Poor Ainge, if only he’d grown up a ruff tuff mountain boy from the South (with manners). Jon Crompton, through no fault of his own, has somehow developed a Tim Tebow-esqe cult of personality following with the Tennessee Message Board loonies.Fa la la la la la la la.
Jock Sniffer-Sniffer-A person who seeks a homoerotic friendship with a already documented and established (‘made’) Jock-Sniffer of an amateur athlete, coach, or parent of the athlete. Jock Sniffer-Sniffers routinely frequent college football message boards seeking their targets
note – the word “Cromptonite” refers only to the small group of “fans” who for some reason would replace a potential first round draft pick with a high school phenom who has yet to prove anything on the field. They are irrational, dirty, delusional, and do not in any way represent the avearge Vol fan. These are the people who tried to “encourage” Ainge to transfer prior to last season and who also tried to hunt down yours truly at last year’s Orange and White game. They are insane.
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