Diego “El Chingon” Pavia’s comments about Albuquerque (ABQ) being like “real‑life GTA” were aimed at explaining his family’s familiarity with rough, chaotic environments — framed humorously — makes his heisman apolgy more palatable.

Pavia finishing second in the Heisman is the most disrespectful thing since his brothers got arrested twice and still didn’t get a NIL deal. Forget the votes — the man gave us touchdowns, chaos, and exposed red-necks to tortas.

Torta: thick, curvy, built like your tío’s favorite sandwich: soft on the outside, fire on the inside, and guaranteed to make you forget your ex. Not just a snack — la torta is the whole lunch, with extra salsa.