Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

I closed my eyes and for just a minute, I thought that Colin Cowherd was describing a Barry Switzer University of Oklahoma Team, then I flashed to more a modern era and thought it was a Urban “Herban” Meyer led University of Florida  Defensive Team Meeting. The ganja threw me off…

All of the granola chomping hippy douche bags that hang around playing  intramurals and grabbing  ass while frolicking around in the parking lot quickly brought me to Boulder.  Wow, Like Charlie Weis is fat Wow.

Listen to Colorado Coach Dan Hawkins pull his version of the hook and ladder wishing he was still in Boise.

Listen to Colin Cowherd talk about Colorado Link here

18 responses to “Dan Hawkins Speaks on Intramural Events”

  1. Do you really believe that Florida is that out of control? I can see the marijuana comparison…that is easy. Guns though?

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    Capstone Warrior

    Florida had the guns too. Calwell that fat-ass WR and Dee Webb shot an AK-47

  3. Granola is not part of the mullet world’s diet. The meth from the Gainesville Trailer parks destroys the teeth of the Gator Fans

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    dan hawkins’s sunglasses

    grape nuts cereal is the shizz-nit.

  6. On-Star…keeping SUV drivers safe from dangerously high hippie ratios since 2000! That little quote is probably the best advertising GM could ask for.

  7. You forgot douches

  8. Colin Cowherd is dabbling in a purple nurple from administrators at the World Wide Leader…and they will hear from hippies who dabble in lawsuits. Dude, hearing, like, dissenting opinions totally makes you a plaintiff, man!

  9. Coolness, pass me a granola

  10. Holy Crap! Why aren’t we talking about the Joe Kines sound byte? That almost killed me. Someone needs to hire him just for the humor. I would volunteer my Tar Heels to be the sacrificial lamb, but alas, Butch Davis is already here.

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    Stu Scott has ruined ESPN

    I read that it was being “encoded” because of the google video

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    Stu Scott has ruined ESPN

    Nice but inevitable comparison of Switzer’s Outlaw teams to Florida. All of that dope is going to catch up with Urban. I remember that gun thing too, here is the link

    http://www.gainesville.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060214/LOCAL/202140337/1078/news02

  13. JaMatt PerriFlynn Avatar
    JaMatt PerriFlynn

    joe kines is from a train.

  14. Colorado was 2-10. They were Big 12 football by association only, kind of like Mississippi State is to the SEC.

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