Memo to Skip Bayless AKA Rusty Sheriff’s Badge
You are being to remind me of hemorrhoid that has fully extended from the anus is now beginning to itch and bleed. Making hysterical and outlandish comments is not really helping your already “rusty” image. You have a whiny voice that really does sound like fingernails on the blackboard. You are an overhyped Ken Doll that screams at 120 decibels.
Skip, you have bounced from town to town, trying ever-so-hard to be edgy and relevant, but succeeding only in being a complete asshole. ESPN found a man who makes you root for Woody Paige on First & Ten and Stephen A. Smith on Old School/Nu Skool. That’s all that needs to be said.
Today you said: “Tennessee is a great school unless you want a real education” which is the same as saying that “Florida is a great school unless you don’t like smoking some really potent weed” or “Gators give Blumpkins to strangers each time Tebow runs left”.
All of that being said, Skip is avoidable. There are plenty of better alternatives to Cold Pizza in the morning, including turning your TV off. ESPN’s afternoon shows are unwatchable for the working public, so ultimately he’s just this malignant cancer that is seldom seen with a little effort.
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