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Thank you FSU for Gatorade

(pic courtesy of Seminole Uprising) Peyton Manning always knew the dirty truth. He knew that he wasn’t selling his soul to Satan while acting as the pitchman for Gatorade. Peyton did it because Gatorade is an FSU creation, not a Florida Gator invention as PAC-10 Homer Keith Jackson would lead you to believe. [Stolen from…

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(pic courtesy of Seminole Uprising)

Peyton Manning always knew the dirty truth. He knew that he wasn’t selling his soul to Satan while acting as the pitchman for Gatorade. Peyton did it because Gatorade is an FSU creation, not a Florida Gator invention as PAC-10 Homer Keith Jackson would lead you to believe. [Stolen from FSU]

The Gatorade concept was stolen by Hog-Town reverse engineering Cold-War hacks. (Here is an example of reverse engineering by the 1940’s version of the University of Florida [CNN].)

Contrary to popular belief, the University of Florida did not come up with the sports drink that is now known as Gatorade. The team doctor for the FSU football team, Dr. R.A. Johnson, began producing a sports drink that he called “Seminole Firewater” as early as 1962. Dr. Johnson blended sugar and lime flavoring with electrolytes (salts) to help keep the players hydrated and to prevent cramping.

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93 responses to “Thank you FSU for Gatorade”

  1. SYN Avatar
    SYN

    No.

    And If FSU was really using it back then, it wasn’t showing.

  2. Xynidis Avatar
    Xynidis

    Gators 17 Vols 16

  3. Chris Avatar
    Chris

    I guess thats why they refuse to drink Gatorade and only Powerade.

  4. thegrillviper Avatar
    thegrillviper

    Gators 17 Vols 16?

    What the fuck is that? Is that a water polo score?

  5. fu Avatar
    fu

    wrong… hoax and you’re a sucker

  6. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    Syn

    Not a bad comment for Gator. Usually it takes 3 or 4 of you to piece together a coherent thought.

  7. electricmetal5 Avatar
    electricmetal5

    haha! This is great!

  8. Jordi Avatar
    Jordi

    So it was like if Linux was first and Microsoft stole it and said “hey use this, it’s called Windows” and everyone bought it and thought Microsoft was the best ever for inventing the operating system. Damn the Man and his corporate trademarking ideas. Oh yeah, go Noles.

  9. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    Somebody was sleeping. This was before marihuana really took off in the Florida Athletic department

  10. Vols former 20 point lead Avatar
    Vols former 20 point lead

    Yea according to google the only one making that claim is that high quality web page you linked to. It’s on a random page on the internet so it must be true.

    It’s ok guys, post whatever you want to reach your mandatory anti-UF post quota for the day. YOU GUYS ROCK!

  11. Cork Avatar
    Cork

    Typical Seminoles…always whining. Just remember history is written by the winners…

    Florida Gators
    2006 Mens Basketball CHAMPIONS
    2006 Football CHAMPIONS
    2007 Mens Basketball CHAMPIONS

    Did Florida stole the idea for those too?

  12. J Fizzle Avatar
    J Fizzle

    Cork, they didn’t stole the idea to win a string of championships.

    Chances are they didn’t steal it either.

  13. Mike Avatar
    Mike

    And Cal had something similar long before that

  14. BDoc Avatar
    BDoc

    Snopes tells me that researchers at Florida formulated Gatorade, so it must be true!

    Is that Jon Xynidis posting up there?

  15. Phil Fulmer Avatar
    Phil Fulmer

    Remember two years ago when Tennessee didn’t even make it to a bowl game?

  16. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    Remember Ron Zook? You Hog-Towners should send him a Christmas card for recruiting that defense. To keep you asses from Jortsville honest, here is a copy and paste from Warchant:

    Part of running a clean program is to make the atmosphere to where players don’t want to chance getting in trouble with the coaches. Is that happening at uf? Let’s see:

    1. Puff Thomas – multiple drug test failures, pot and GHB. Gate fans tried to convince us all it was from the same test… then the truth came out, near the end of the season.

    2. After Puffy Moss jumped up and salvaged the croc’s season against the cocks, it was revealed he to also failed a drug test during the summer. What game did he miss? The showdown between top ranked uf versus division II weakling western carolina.

    3. Riley Cooper smashed a windshield, welcome the perfect gater.

    4. The star of the 2006 recruiting class is a guy who was banned from Virginia sports, why? because he slugged a ref and had been involved in numerous brawls.

    5. 7-Man shower Self shooting gun incident, gate players had a $60,000 SUV loaded with improperly registered AK’s and other machine guns… and they were all drunk while shooting at apartment windows for fun. Of course initially nobody took the blame and they all said they were in the shower, that the gun must have shot itself…

    6. Dallas Bike Stealer, steals a bike, but when cops questioned him, Dallas said, heck man, I just thought the bike was “abandoned”.

    7. Baby Momma Slappin AA.

    8. Nate Boathang gets into a heated arguement with some chick, a knife fight breaks out, Nate Dogg ends up bloodied on the floor, luckily he was still alive.

    9. At Da Club, Ronnie “The Rifleman” Wilson slaps some guy, then spits on him, then ends it by shooting at him, luckily police actually stepped in one time before he killed that guy.

    10. Dusty Rhodes Doe, pummels some dude in a Alaucha County vs. Pasco County gang fight(Reds vs. Crips style).

    11. Chris Rainey and other recruits brag about how many gifts and wads of cash they are getting from Gator Alumni/Boosters… Cash, Jewelry, and throwback jerseys. But he was just joking. Ha Ha Ha.

    Yep, he’s really run a clean program since coming onto campus and preaching the Top 1% of the Top 1%. We already know Doc Holiday is a cheating mule, Clean program, that’s a freakin joke. gater fans should be embarrassed by this team.

  17. Wiskybreth Avatar
    Wiskybreth

    To think that today we might all be drinking Seminole Fluid…

  18. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    Nice play, wiskey

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  20. flyblu04 Avatar
    flyblu04

    seems like someone is tipsy off of haterade!

  21. Gators Rule Avatar
    Gators Rule

    Wow, that sure is a long list of B.S.

    Do you want us to start the list of those arrested at FSU and UT? The list is much, much, much longer.

    Half of those you wrote are allegations and most panned out to not being true.

    You keep thinking FSU and UT are clean programs.

  22. Ronnie “The Rifleman” Wilson Avatar
    Ronnie “The Rifleman” Wilson

    OK Gators Rule

    Go ahead and produce that list, please include what happened to those players i.e. suspensions/dismissals. Lets only use the Herban Meyer era as the timeframe. Please provide proof of the offense and resulting actions taken by the Coach

    Even Herban Meyer can clean up that program if he wanted too. Herban Meyer is Barry Switzer.

    I will wait while you search

  23. Joe Pa Avatar
    Joe Pa

    Some great posts – a acruate depiction of US Football and Herban (nice) followed by Gay-Turd fan saying it is BS. Switches to some other problems and never addresses his own house. Learned that one from Herban or just from the rich history of previous law breaking tradition from UF players? You have a LONG way to go UF.

  24. Bethy Avatar
    Bethy

    haha.
    I’m a diehard Seminole but I just had to laugh at the whole Gay-turd thing. We used to say that in 3rd grade. Thanks for the memories. Fabulous.
    …and yeah the story sounds hokey to me.

  25. GeauxTigers Avatar
    GeauxTigers

    Actually, LSU created the first sports drink.

    http://www.coolrunning.com/engine/2/2_1/165.shtml
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bengal_Punch

  26. GatorSlam Avatar
    GatorSlam

    I would first like to congratulate Peyton on winning the big game. You know it had to come someday because he’s good at more than just those hilarious commercials.

    However, I don’t buy this story. The reason Peyton sells Gatorade has nothing to do with FSU and has everything to do with the fact that UF has and always will own him. If this spokesperson trend continues, I think the next commercial should star the Athletic Director from Ohio State (or the University of Florida at Columbus, as some now know it).

  27. jay herron Avatar
    jay herron

    sorry to pop your lack of information bubble-Dr.Cade was with the University of Florida back in the 1970’s when GatorAid was introduced. Dr.Cade lived right off University Ave what is now a part od Newberry Road,in Gainesville-and with in walking distance of the SWAMP and the old man drove Studebakers…his son lives about a mile from me and continues to drive Studebakers that come from his fathers collection which is housed in Alachua County Florida-home of the fightin’Gators and Gatoraide. I stood on Dr.Cades front porch once a week for nearly two years as his Charles Chips man and he liked the SandTarts….dude you are wrong,GATORAIDE COMES FROM UofF.

  28. Gator Avatar
    Gator

    What complete idiot created this website. Its full of meaningless insults to the Gators and the University of Florida. The Gatorade story is nothing but a rumor and a very strange way to try and invoke contraversy and to try and bring the Gators down. Do you believe in the 9/11 conspiracy too?

    I read some insults about the intelligence of Gators on this page too. The University of Florida has one of the best business schools in the nation and its Academic program continues to grow and become better each year. Academically, Florida ranks on the US News America’s Best Colleges 2007 at 47. University of Tennesee follows at 88th and Florida State University at 110.

    Athletically, everyone knows the Gator’s rank.

    Quit trying to bring the Gators down. They represent the SEC and the South. I rooted for Tennesee and even FSU in the Bowl Games because we are opponents year in and year out and if our opponents do well, it makes our conference and schedules look even better. Even Bobby Bowden said after the Florida-Florida State game last year that he thought the Gators were a great team.

  29. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    Stop deflecting away from the fact that Herban Meyer is weak on discipline. And UF is the OU of the 21st century. Thanks for the US News ranking of schools.

    If you don’t like the site then stop coming here.

  30. memoryinmotion Avatar
    memoryinmotion

    You Gator-hater! 😀

    Keep it up though – it’s stuff like this that makes the rivalry all the sweeter!

  31. Tyrone Prothro's Floppy Get-A-Way Stick Avatar
    Tyrone Prothro’s Floppy Get-A-Way Stick

    Cast and catch, cast and catch, cast and catch…. Yawn, is fishing for dumbass gators always this easy?

  32. SeminoleUprising Avatar
    SeminoleUprising

    “contraversy and to try and bring the Gators down. Do you believe in the 9/11 conspiracy too?”

    I would learn to spell controversy before I went around hyping what an academic institution I am affiliated with. Who was your tutor? It must have been Chris Wonder leak!

    Rating an academic institution is a very subjective process and all this does provide the opinion of New Week. If you need to be validated by the opinion of “News Week,” or the Yale review or whover is spamming this week, then more power to you. We don’t need their opinion in Tallahassee. I am sure you run around screaming we are number 49! By the way they rated you number 54 so you are a liar anyway.

    Jimbolaya soup for you on 11/24/07!

  33. SeminoleUprising Avatar
    SeminoleUprising

    “contraversy and to try and bring the Gators down. Do you believe in the 9/11 conspiracy too?”

    I would learn to spell controversy before I went around hyping what an academic institution I am affiliated with. Who was your tutor? It must have been Chris Wonder leak!

    Rating an academic institution is a very subjective process and all this does is provide the opinion of News Week. If you need to be validated by the opinion of “News Week,” or the Yale review or whover is spamming this week, then more power to you. We don’t need their opinion in Tallahassee. I am sure you run around screaming we are number 49! By the way they rated you number 54 so you are a liar anyway.

    Jimbolaya soup for you on 11/24/07!

    Looks like I amy have start proof reading myself!

  34. SeminoleUprising Avatar
    SeminoleUprising

    Looks like I may have to start proof reading myself!
    Happens everytime I am in a hurry to gig a gator!

  35. SeminoleUprising Avatar
    SeminoleUprising

    This board is just playing with you here gator. These are some real gatorhaters!

    http://floridastate.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=1226&tid=83626627&mid=83626627&sid=1061&style=2

  36. kendrik2 Avatar
    kendrik2

    Phat Phil will be hyping Gatorade next. Speaking of Phil, he is the best coach in UF history. He always manages to get the Gators a win every year.

  37. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    Warchant has the best anti-gator stuff around

  38. SeminoleUprising Avatar
    SeminoleUprising

    One of the pics over there is mine. Feel free to post it on your blog if you want. It is on a friend’s server. A friend photo mad the photo sub and sent it to me.

    http://media.kelvinism.com/images/gators.jpg

  39. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    that pic is gold. Incorporates the ginger-mullet kid

  40. SeminoleUprising Avatar
    SeminoleUprising

    Use it! Don’t let good art go to waste! It is legit and mine.

  41. SeminoleUprising Avatar
    SeminoleUprising

    Say whatever you like but there will always be a softspot in my heart for Galen Hall.

    It has come to our attention that the finest minds in the administration at the University of Florida have come together and devised a plan. It has been long known that secretly UF administrators have seethed over the success and attention that FSU has enjoyed with their their mascot Renegade and his flaming spear.

    University of Florida officials have decided to do something to match this magnificent half time drama displayed by Florida State University. They are now finalizing a plan which would include a swamp buggy dragging a dead 14 foot alligator across midfield and the driver launching a flaming gator gig in front of the opponent’s bench!

  42. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    that is funny as shit. I can see fucking Herban in the swampbuggy with Dee Webb and Ronnie Wilson manning some crew served weapons

    Check

  43. SeminoleUprising Avatar
    SeminoleUprising

    21. Gators Rule – April 21, 2007
    Wow, that sure is a long list of B.S.

    Do you want us to start the list of those arrested at FSU and UT? The list is much, much, much longer.

    I always love it when a gator wants to talk about free shoes. Thanks to our on top of the line researchers at FSU we have some pivotal history always at your disposal. This has now been updated to include recent events such as captain stabbin, cheech and chong the linebacker crew, puff Thomas and the rest of the crew but this is vintage history for those still focused on a pair of shoes which I might add was many years ago. Keep talking about infractions fool! I would list this myself but I do not want to break someone’s hard drive.

    http://mb.jaguars.com/Topic9133-9-1.aspx#bm9188

  44. SeminoleUprising Avatar
    SeminoleUprising

    “Do you want us to start the list of those arrested at FSU and UT? The list is much, much, much longer.”

    Yes we want you to list all you have. Quite frankly while gunsville is being taken back one block at a time. You seem to be fixated on someone getting a pair of shoes years ago.

    This list has been compiled by expert FSU researchers but they have not had time to incorporate Ronnie the rifleman, captain stabbin, Dusty Doe, Cheech and Chong the linebacker crew, Puff Thomas and well national fixtures too numerous to mention at this time but here is a slight sketch of infractions.

    I always love when I find a gator dumb enough to talk about team infractions. Let us put this matter to rest fools.

    http://mb.jaguars.com/Topic9133-9-1.aspx#bm9188

  45. SeminoleUprising Avatar
    SeminoleUprising

    “21. Gators Rule – April 21, 2007
    Wow, that sure is a long list of B.S.

    Do you want us to start the list of those arrested at FSU and UT? The list is much, much, much longer.” Quote

    Lets do get into that. While you are talking about a pair of free shoes years ago, lets talk about your legacy without updates on the current terror wave in Gunsville which includes the cheech and chong linebackers, puff the magic dragon Thomas, Ronnie Wilson and many others taking back gunsville one block at a time.

    Gators who want to talk about infractions are my stock and trade!

    Courtesy of our excellant FSU researchers.

    http://mb.jaguars.com/Topic9133-9-1.aspx#bm9188

  46. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    Holy Shit, That is the most comprehensive list of Florida Gator criminal behavior I have ever seen

  47. SeminoleUprising Avatar
    SeminoleUprising

    We are FSU

  48. SeminoleUprising Avatar
    SeminoleUprising

    There has been some controversy concerning mascots and other things lately. I am part Seminole indian and I can say FSU is just fine with me. I am a graduate of FSU and I am quite comfortable with the relationship. There are many things regarding American history may are not familiar with. Let me leave you with this one.

    http://www.ratical.org/ratville/Tecumseh.html

    Enjoy!

  49. Bernie Lomax Avatar
    Bernie Lomax

    For those that don’t know, f$u has always had an inferiority complex with UF. The schools just do not compare in any way, athletically or academically. That is why they fabricate stories like this. Of course most of the hate comes from their end and is a result of their extreme envy of a superior University. They should really try to establish a rivalry with UCF of USF. No, that statement is not a joke. Sadly for f$u, it’s a pretty reasonable suggestion. I hope they do well and represent the state of Florida positively. They’re kind of like a little sister to us, a little sister that we molest regularly. I’m sure you Vols appreciate the incest metaphor. Whatever helps to make it socially acceptable right?

  50. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    Thanks Bernie, we are tired of fucking your sister

  51. SeminoleUprising Avatar
    SeminoleUprising

    Since 1987 Florida State University has won 13 games and lost 8 with one tie against the Florida University located in Gainesville, Florida. This total needs no explanation. They have one good season and all of a sudden they are Knute Rockne and the four horseman!

    The Seminoles are coming to Gainesville this year to play in Bobby Bowden Stadium although gator fans think it was named after some guy named Benny. We are going to once again start using gator heads for a plough.

    Number 7 and TTTTTimmy 890 be forewarned! Hopefully the legislature will not have to intervene as they did to allow women into the university located in Gainesville, Florida as they did to establish a medical school in Tallahassee as well as a law school, for the game to be played!

    They removed Miami from the schedule but so far have not been allowed to dodge us as Spur dog wanted.

    I don’t like these people, can you tell?

    Rick Trickett: I am looking for guys who will hit people in the mouth. People are not going to like seeing us roll into town. I will not be taken for granted!

  52. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    What does this mean? Number 7 and TTTTTimmy 890

  53. a Non USC Fan Living In Hell AKA Columbia, SC Avatar
    a Non USC Fan Living In Hell AKA Columbia, SC

    “What does this mean? Number 7 and TTTTTimmy 890”

    I was wondering that myself…but if it merely means Florida sucks cock for the sweet stinky weed then I’m for it.

  54. SeminoleUprising Avatar
    SeminoleUprising

    Herban is the seventh coach to arrive at UF since Bowden has been at FSU. We run them all off eventually! 890 is Timmy’s sat score. It is a blackeye for home schooling!

  55. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    That is nice work, can we use that in the future?

  56. SeminoleUprising Avatar
    SeminoleUprising

    I think Phil Fulmer is at least entitled to call him somewhere around number 4 or 5 but you will have to check on it. When Herban gave his speech and refused to refer to Florida State as Florida State and simply said that school out west, the term sow was used. If rumor is correct Bowden at a booster meeting referred to Herban as number seven without using his name. Touche! Let the games begin!

  57. Taco Bell Soft Tacos Avatar
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos

    890 on the SAT? I know Mississippi public school-educated 8th graders who have scored higher than that.

    Prepare for a Tebow Wonderlic story in about 3 years…

  58. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    Jerell Powe? At the risk of drawing Erik from deep south sports wrath, here is what e Coach O always says: Reading is for Pussies
    [link]

  59. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    That is now known as the Wonder-Leak, BTW. Prepare for the Gator spin on that lunkhead’s low score. The ‘he answered 8 of 12’ correctly bullshit.

  60. Taco Bell Soft Tacos Avatar
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos

    I doubt Powe would have a triple digit SAT score without some help. Reading is for pussies. The only two letters you need to know are X and O to play for the Ogeron.

    Someone give Powe a Wonder-Leak. David Irons will have a 4 times higher score than the Wayne County native.

    Speaking of Leak, it looks like he has already signed with the Stampeders. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calgary_Stampeders#Current_roster

  61. Antzymandias Avatar
    Antzymandias

    Back to the original topic:

    There is no evidence that an R.A. Johnson ever published anything while a professor at FSU. The only evidence ever cited was a Wikipedia citation that has since been excised.

    Snopes doesn’t even give the rumor the dignity of a response in the citation of the origins of Gatorade.

    http://www.snopes.com/food/origins/gatorade.asp

    Verdict: Total BS

  62. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    Chris Leak is a scholar compared to O’s boys. I bet Matt Millen drafts el Lunkhead, Ryan Leak

  63. SeminoleUprising Avatar
    SeminoleUprising

    “Snopes doesn’t even give the rumor the dignity of a response in the citation of the origins of Gatorade.”

    Outside R.A. Johnson we already know the gators are thieves. Lane Fenner and Rhett Dawson can attest to that. They were robbed also. Cheated out of two games.

    29 to 21 and counting!
    Shutup gator

    http://mb.jaguars.com/Topic9133-9-1.aspx#bm9188

  64. NoleHater Avatar
    NoleHater

    LOL FSU got blown out by Wake Forest!!!!!

  65. SeminoleUprising Avatar
    SeminoleUprising

    Extremely rare footage of college located at Gunsville, Florida celebrating a football victory.

    http://www.hayseed-dixie.com/ace.mov

  66. SeminoleUprising Avatar
    SeminoleUprising

    Drunk with gator!

  67. SeminoleUprising Avatar
    SeminoleUprising

    LOL FSU got blown out by Wake Forest!!!!!

    LOL I can’t get enough of this. Yeah WF beat us bad, they surprised us like they did many teams. The beauty of this is you always get to play us national champion gator heroes. At least if you are not able to swing the legislature into cancelling the game. You beat us by seven with the jb highschool offense. That gives strong indications that WF would have handled you by 23. Food for thought huh. What in the hell were you doing playing for the national championship”?

    I still give the nod to Boise State as having been cheated. Hell they beat a team that would have probably beaten you.

    We now have the best coaching staff in America and we are waiting with bated breath to see if you can lay another seven point cliffhanger win on us. We are never going away. We will always be here for you!

    Rick Trickett: I am looking for some guys who will hit people in the mouth!

  68. Bernie Lomax Avatar
    Bernie Lomax

    Watch out everyone, f$u has a new O-line coach! SemenHoleUprising, hate to burst your large delusional bubble, but you guys suck…bad…at everything. I’m sorry you didn’t get into UCF.

  69. SeminoleUprising Avatar
    SeminoleUprising

    Lets see if we can get this stright Bernie. Michae Ray Garvin’s little toe touched the chalk line on the run back by an eighth of an inch. You got a break or you would not have even been playing for an oc.

    So any new edge we pickup spells bad news for you, much less acquiring one of the best if not the best coaching staffs in college football. We are looking forward to the swamp and playing in Bobby Bowden stadium.

    Since 1987 let the record show; FSU 13 wins, UF 8 wins and a tie. Men lie, but numbers don’t!

    Bernie, things have changed!

  70. SeminoleUprising Avatar
    SeminoleUprising

    Looks like Howie Long’s son wants to be a Nole! It is kind of like new linebacker recruit Vincent Williams is telling his fellow team mates and potential recruits. You either become a Seminole or you are going to be beaten by the Seminoles!
    http://story.scout.com/a.z?s=16&p=2&c=637825

    Coveted back Jermaine Thomas out of Jacksonville, Florida it set to annouce tonight. 6-1, 190 lbs, 4.5 forty speed. We all know the answer to this one!

    It is an uprising!!!!!

  71. SeminoleUprising Avatar
    SeminoleUprising

    Jermaine is a Nole! It is official! Verbal comit. Of course the gators will pull a cinderalla last minute coup and swing them all at the last minute!!. Forgive the word “coup” I am part Seminole!

  72. SeminoleUprising Avatar
    SeminoleUprising

    Breaking News: straight from the florida alligator. Gator players no longer throwing kegs at people, they are trying to steal them and drink it apparently! Something is amiss in hogtown!
    http://www.alligator.org/pt2/070424foot.php

  73. Joseph Coors Avatar
    Joseph Coors

    Our marketing people now tell me we are very close in conjunction with the FSU Science Department in our venture to produce an all plastic beer keg to be introduced into the Gainesville market area in order to avoid injuries.

    This time we are guarding the patent formula very closely.

  74. Bullgator#7 Avatar
    Bullgator#7

    Keep talking but college football had better realize the Gators are reloading!

  75. SeminoleUprising Avatar
    SeminoleUprising

    That is the most frightening thing I have heard lately. When I hear the gators are “reloading” it makes me want to duck and cover!

  76. Chief Avatar
    Chief

    Bernie and Corky, you have beaten us eight times in 19 years and you are still saying FSwho! When somebody is slapping you beside the head it is best to find out WHO it is. We had no idea we had beaten you into a stupor!

    While you are slapping each other on the back you don’t see a freight train bearing down on you either and it is painted garnet and gold!!

  77. SeminoleUprising Avatar
    SeminoleUprising

    It looks like gator golfing legend Steve Spurrier is at it again. Long known to accuse FSU players of twisting legs and wearing shoes, flippantly suggesting if Tommy Bowden thinks he is as good a coach as him he needs to talk to his athletic director, he now says FSU was pretty good back in the 90’s (“and so forth”) but now everybody is beating them. Pretty good can be translated into him being 5-8-1 and never winning in Tallahassee.

    I have some news, FSU is about to become pretty good again! He has finally won his last three games of the season mainly because he does not have to play FSU anymore, and so forth!

    What is next for him? The only thing to do is attack the grammar of Terry Bowden articles. You know, turn it into a spelling bee! “And so forth!”)

    Go Keggers!

  78. Bernie Lomax Avatar
    Bernie Lomax

    Wow, how do you like living in the past SeminoleSlurper? and so forth. I guess Spurrier still gets under your skin and so forth.

  79. SeminoleUprising Avatar
    SeminoleUprising

    Howdy Doody gets under everybodys skin and so forth.

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  81. College football blog » Florida stole Gatorade from FSU

    […] Here’s a little known factoid (heck, not even Mr. Football Keith Jackson knows it!): […]

  82. SeminolesRuleYourMom Avatar
    SeminolesRuleYourMom

    I find it to be very sad that UF thinks they have “history” after winning championships for 2006 and 2007. That’s not really history, darlings. History would be winning many years in a row. I’m tired of Gaytors claiming to be this “dynasty” when they’v been beat how many times this season already? If FSU can beat Boston College, the number 2 ranked team, and kick them down to 8, then bring it on Gaytors. I don’t think we have anything to worry about. P.S. Bobby Bowden owns. : )

  83. Lauren Avatar
    Lauren

    You are incorrect. View the facts here:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gatorade

    GO GATORS!

  84. Lauren Avatar
    Lauren

    And one more thing …

    Ahhh … How sweet it is, the taste of VICTORY.

    GO GATORS.

    November 24, 2007
    UF – 45 owns FSU – 12

  85. DowntownDawg Avatar
    DowntownDawg

    Lauren, your obviously a struggling college kid.. cause wikipedia is SOOOO the truth on everything.

    Idiot.

  86. gators can only beat us in one sport Avatar
    gators can only beat us in one sport

    haha wow..people thats why fsu was in the top 5 every single year for like 10 years. and thats why fsu beats florida in everything except one sport, FOOTBALL

  87. joe Avatar
    joe

    yea cork and they only have two ships in football and basketball in all of that in a 3 year period. the gators have always sucked so they have to be good sometime soon

  88. Zook Avatar
    Zook

    Yeah, yeah.

    It’s still an unaccredited girl’s school.

  89. NolesInventedSmegma Avatar
    NolesInventedSmegma

    Sent your link to Gatorade. With the money they have invested in their current advertising campaign, I doubt if they’ll see the humor in this. And I seriously doubt if you punks will have the marbles to keep this story up after you hear from their legal department.

  90. NolesInventedSmegma Avatar
    NolesInventedSmegma

    http://www.cnbc.com/id/28070018?__source=RSS*blog*&par=RSS

    ABC/ESPN was forced to issue a retraction, you mutants will be next.

  91. Dirt Mcgirt Avatar
    Dirt Mcgirt

    Aint skeered

  92. GaryD loves the Gators Avatar
    GaryD loves the Gators

    I think we just won another SEC title. But who’s counting?

    How did Tennesse and FSU do this year? They have not been relevent this decade, so have fun mocking the SEC champions from the bottom of the pile.

    Go Gators!

  93. Jason Alverez Avatar
    Jason Alverez

    Hi, just today found this blog but I have to say that it looks great. I totally agree with your post. Have a nice day, keep up the nice work and I’ll definitely keep reading.

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