Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

(Above, Juwan culling out the weakest member of the herd)

Congrats Juwan Simpson [Birmingham News]. We always knew that you would make the annals of Crimson Tide history [WWBD?]. Better yet, lets thank Mike Shula and his big gold chain for making Juwan’s honor possible. Shula could have suspended or dismissed this great player, but then who is Shula to stand in the way of greatness?

It took great courage for Shula to be 180 degrees of “zero tolerance” in making a stand against illegal drug trafficking and weapons charges [Arrest]. Gosh, that remind me of Herban Meyer’s winds of change.

Shula, or “Lil Bear” as the Capstone once called him, made the crucial decision to let this humble player just play the damn game. Props to Mike Shula for demonstrating a football acumen well beyond his young years.

One of those former captains suggested, if Bear Bryant were the coach and the players voted Simpson captain, the coach would’ve rigged the election in a different direction.

Shula responded by telephone : “Fuck those old bastards, the Independence Bowl bid is on the line, and I always wanted to stay in a hotel in Shreveport [Shula was fired prior to the Independence Bowl].”

He’ll [Simpson] make his mark Saturday in wet cement on the Walk of Fame at Denny Chimes as part of the A-Day festivities, as one of two permanent captains of the 2006 team, along with Le’Ron McClain.

It’s one of the greatest honors an Alabama football player can receive because the permanent captains are selected by a vote of their teammates.

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2 responses to “Juwan Simpson is my Damn Battle Captain”

  1. […] Juwan’s got a gun, Juwan’s got a gun His Ice Cream cone come undone From looking straight at the sun What did his Shula do? What did he put you through? [Juwan is my Captain] […]

  2. […] I  notice that Freddie “the Buffer Buster” Kitchen is on this list of coaches [BOL Rivals].  Freddie has been eating at the Juwan Simpson Ice Cream Parlor……RTR […]

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