A paintball shot in the groin left rookie LaRon Landry unable to practice when the Washington Redskins opened their minicamp Friday [SI.com].

This incident reminds me of Ole Miss Coach Ed Orgeron’s misadventures.    Important things like: Don’t wipe your dick on your girlfriend’s curtains in front of her mom; don’t eat road kill off the road on the way to work; don’t shoot yourself in the crotch with a BB gun to see if it will hurt.

I can believe it.  Paintballs can hurt, especially at close range. Should have worn thicker pants.  Anything with “Team Building” in the title should be avoided like the plague.

“I didn’t know paintball was that dangerous,” linebacker Marcus Washington said. “I hope it wasn’t friendly fire.”