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Kenny Chesney fluffs Tebow over Peyton Manning

Update:   We received more evidence that Chesney as a tendency to focus on the current /hottest SEC QB Flavor of the month.  I suppose that Peyton Manning is Kenny’s Vanilla Ice Cream. Here is Chesney with former UGA QB David Greene, climb those “mountains” Kenny!!!: Effing little spider monkey country singer Kenny Chesney has…

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Update:   We received more evidence that Chesney as a tendency to focus on the current /hottest SEC QB Flavor of the month.  I suppose that Peyton Manning is Kenny’s Vanilla Ice Cream. Here is Chesney with former UGA QB David Greene, climb those “mountains” Kenny!!!:

Greene and Chesney

Effing little spider monkey country singer Kenny Chesney has all of the intergity of Herban Meyer trying to figure what games to suspend a star player for smoking weed. Apparently Chesney, a lifelong Vols fan, has been sucked into the fast and loose Gator lifestyle that makes Satan weep….being a Gator fan. Nobody can be a fan of both schools and it seems that the lil Kenny has made his choice. He is a Tebow fluffer too.

Fuck you Kenny Chesney. You sold out to the establishment a long time ago and joining up with Tebow and Florida only seals the deal…. [Athlon] What’s next? Smoking weed with Herban Meyer and the boyz?

“This should be interesting,” Kenny Chesney says, as his guitar player strums the first few licks of Jimi Hendrix’s “Voodoo Child.” As the axman reaches the part where Jimi would sing “I’m standing next to a mountain,” the 5-foot-nothing Chesney is standing next to a mountain. A 6’3″, 234-pound hunk of granite emerges from stage left, Gator chomping in time to the music.

49 responses to “Kenny Chesney fluffs Tebow over Peyton Manning”

  1. jonkoncak Avatar
    jonkoncak

    He did the same thing to David Greene. He’s got a thing for SEC quarterbacks. They had Greene come on stage, threw a hat on him, and had him sing “Back Where I Come From”. Then again, he wasn’t the first Vol to kiss David Greene’s ass.

    http://image34.webshots.com/35/7/75/3/241777503uWGCNv_ph.jpg?track_pagetag=/page/photo/entertainment/entertainment&track_action=/Shortcuts/FullSize

  2. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    Well remember that the 2 davids were suppose to be rocking each others world at one time

  3. Taco Bell Soft Tacos Avatar
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos

    Chesney is a faggot anyways, he divorced ol’ what’s her name’s fine ass.

  4. jonkoncak Avatar
    jonkoncak

    Oh dear God. I can promise you that wasn’t the case. I totally understand why the rest of the SEC hated those 2, you know, with the several appearances on national TV, making enormous plays, and the tired ol’ youth league football story. Yeah, to the first time viewer, the youth league football story was cute, but even to us UGA fans the story got old after their 500th time playing on national TV.

    I heard several UGA haters throw out the “gay” talk over the 2 David’s and that’s just plain dumb. I know Greene a little and his parents and my parents have been pretty close for several years. Greenie is just a regular dude. When he signed with the Seahawks, he didn’t go out and buy a new truck. Oh no. He had his 2 year old Chevy Z71 shipped to Seattle. Dude could’ve bought a new one, but he said, “there’s nothing wrong with the Truck, plus the Seahawks pay for it.” And that’s coming from the guy with the most wins as a starting quarterback in NCAA history.

    Remember when every one was saying that Jordan Knight of The New Kids On The Block had his stomach pumped of 2 gallons of sperm or whatever? That’s how stupid the gay talk is.

  5. jonkoncak Avatar
    jonkoncak

    “Chesney is a faggot anyways, he divorced ol’ what’s her name’s fine ass.”

    Divorcing that snooty Renée Zellweger does not make you gay. She’s ugly as a maggot chewing on Rosie’s rope burned cooter.

    Wearing a cowboy hat, frayed skin tight jeans, and a skin tight sleeveless shirt when you weigh 130 pounds makes you gay. Mostly it’s just the cowboy hat with no livestock anywhere around.

    Guys, at this rate we’ll never be real journalists.

  6. Taco Bell Soft Tacos Avatar
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos

    He came to play here on his Kegs in the Closet tour and then sold all his tix to insiders in Oxford instead of to the students, then the mother fucker cancelled the show. Good, I don’t like his music anyways.

    Besides, I hear the dude is a big coke head.

    Copy and past job…
    You know how I know Kenney Chesney is gay?
    1. Renee told me
    2. he is wearing a pink t-shirt without any sleeves.
    3. he enjoys homosex.
    4. the director of “Brokeback Mountain” said Kenny auditioned for Heath Ledger’s role. He then told me that “Kenny was just too gay for that part, I had to turn him away”
    5. Renee Zellweger dumped him after only 4 months of marriage.
    6. he glued a cowboy hat to his head.
    7. ever seen him in concert?…disgusting. enough said.
    8. he is dating McGyver (apparently he is also brokeback)
    9. He wrote “You had me at Hello” for TomCruise, not renee.
    10. His first name is kenny
    11. During his last concert in Pensacola, Florida, he was french kissing his boyfriend while sitting on a table with his legs wrapped around his standing boyfriend. A police officer working security on the side walked in on them by accident.
    12. he has a huge crush on peyton manning. (AMEND THAT SHIT TO TEBOW)
    13. he wears a gold bracelet.
    14. next time he is on tv in concert, notice the “fag” in him through his clapping.
    15. All he wants for Christmas is a Real Good Tan
    16. he got pectoral implants
    17. he was once quoted as saying “I’m not gay but i think my boyfriend is”
    18. every halloween Kenny dresses up as the gay cowboy from the Villiage People. oh wait, i meant every day.
    19. he said if he was to ever record a country/rap song like Tim McGraw and Nelly, he would want to do it with GanstaFag (www.gangstafag.com)
    20. he took the “o” out of “country”
    21. he passed out from “malibu and diet”

  7. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    All of the SEC QBs that Kenny has loved should have been the theme

  8. tnjimbob Avatar
    tnjimbob

    Maybe ole gay Kenny should recut Julio Iglesias’ song

    “To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before”.

    What a suckup. Literally.

  9. Spirit Fingers Avatar
    Spirit Fingers

    Peyton = Vanilla
    Greene= Sherbert
    Tebow=Apple Butter

  10. jonkoncak Avatar
    jonkoncak

    Not sure if you’ve heard of him, but the singer Corey Smith is the anti-Kenny. Yeah, Corey is a Georgia boy and refers to UGA, but he’s got a song called “If that’s country” where basically calls Kenny Chesney, Tim McGraw, and the like douche bags on wax.

    “I don’t watch CMT
    Naw that shit makes me sick.
    And that ole Kenny Chesney,
    What a hypocrite.

    He’ll swear he’s country,
    But he lives in the Caribbean.
    Sings all about the islands now,
    What happened to the Tennessean

    Aw if he’s country ill kiss your ass
    Throw all my Johnny Cash records in the trash
    He’s all about image cuz image pays the bucks,
    Aw but if he’s country, well then country really sucks.”

    http://www.amazon.com/gp/music/wma-pop-up/B000CA2WUY001011/ref=mu_sam_wma_001_011/002-2466561-0920817

    Plus throw in the fact that Corey has no problem with limewire as his goal is to sell tickets. He even has a few free songs on his web page for self-promotion.

    http://www.coreysmith.com/music.cfm

  11. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    applebutter ice cream….

  12. LL Avatar
    LL

    Kenny Chesney is a lame-o douche!

    There’s pictures of him in a UF hat, Miami hat, Alabama hat, and of course, a Tennessee hat (where his loyalties really lie since he is a native).

    I don’t listen to “country” music, but I guess it’s just part of his show? Whatever. He’s irrelevant.

  13. LL Avatar
    LL

    David Greene: All-Time Winningest QB in NCAA History (1-3 versus UF).

  14. jonkoncak Avatar
    jonkoncak

    “David Greene: All-Time Winningest QB in NCAA History (1-3 versus UF).”

    Yeah, that sucks, but the only people that care about that stat are UF and vicarious GT fans. How many SEC titles did UF win while Greene was at UGA? Oh yeah, zero. UF was as irrelevant as South Carolina with the Zooker, allthough Meyer has done well with Zook’s players.

    I’m sure Tebow will find a way to tie the record with UF going 42-0 over the next 3 seasons. That’s likely.

    Mama said knock you out, LL.

  15. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    LL is now a loyal commentator

  16. LL Avatar
    LL

    You’re right – UF was irrelevant for 3 years under the Zooker (who went 2-1 against UGA) thus paving the way for UGA to win their first SEC Title in 20 years (and a total of two). I hope you enjoyed it because that disastrous period is over.

    And Meyer did do well with Zook’s players. But anyone with half a brain knows that UF wouldn’t have gotten as far as they did last year without Tebow and Harvin – who were Meyer’s recruits. Plus, Meyer’s had the last two #1 Recruiting Classes so I’m not expecting a huge talent drop-off.

    With all that being said though, this is the first year in a long time that I can remember where both UF and UGA had to replace a lot of players and The Cocktail Party seems totally up for grabs. What do you think?

  17. LL Avatar
    LL

    Thanks, Jai!

  18. the butler Avatar
    the butler

    what’s wrong with Greene’s shirt?

    looks like someone spilled a kaleidoscope all over it.

  19. jonkoncak Avatar
    jonkoncak

    “thus paving the way for UGA to win their first SEC Title in 20 years (and a total of two). ”

    Ok, correct me if I’m wrong, but regardless of how good a team is, isn’t there’s only room for 1 to win the SEC east title? With your logic, it wasn’t so much that Spurrier was a great coach as it was that UGA was down and led by Ray Goff and Jim Donnan, right? I’m not a big fan of saying that one team is doing well because other teams are down. I think it’s the opposite. I think teams are down because their competition has improved and surpassed them. Richt has made UGA a yearly power because of his coaching ablility and recruiting. Saying a team is “down” is lazy and not looking into the facts of why other teams are better. Lazy jounalists do it all the time.

    Please, God, LL, please write UGA off from being a threat to win the SEC title now that the great Herban Meyer is at the reigns. The fact is that this SEC, especially the East, is much, much better than the one Fulmer and Spurrier dominated in the 1990’s. Meyer and UF just barely made it through the SEC east to make it to the SECCG and then blasted OSU. What does that tell you? The SEC is the truth and taking other teams for granted is ignorant and insane. Keep telling yourself that UGA will be no better than 3rd in the SEC east from now on. The Goff and Donnan days are gone.

    As for the WLOCP, this is the 1st year in a very long time UGA has a bye week the week before. Spurrier always had UF off the week before this game and for good reason and it’s a tradition UF has continued until this season where the bye week is now before the UK game. I guess UK is now more of a threat than UGA to UF admin, sweet. The last time UGA had a bye week before the UF game was in 1991. For some reason UF and Auburn have scheduled a bye week before UGA nearly every year. I hate excuses and it’s not the bye week to blame, but it does make a difference.

  20. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    I like Jim Donnan

  21. jonkoncak Avatar
    jonkoncak

    “I like Jim Donnan”

    As do many other non-UGA SEC fans and GT fans.

  22. LL Avatar
    LL

    Geez Jon, it was joke but….

    …..look, The thing about the SEC is that UF, UGA, or UT can win the SECe any given year. I know that. Not for one second am I dumb enough to think that since UF won the SEC and the NC last year that we are back to the Spurrier days of the 90s. Not even close. The whole landscape has changed.

    Richt recruits his ass off up there and he’s a good fit at UGA. I like the guy (for the record, I liked Jim Donnan too, Jai).

    As for the WLOCP, I’m with you: I think the bye week does make a big difference. For one, Urban is undefeated as a coach when coming off of a bye week or when he has more than 1 week to prepare. So that might be a good sign for those filthy Dawgs this year not to see UF with a bye week the week prior.

  23. jonkoncak Avatar
    jonkoncak

    The problem with typed media is that words sometimes appear more harsh than the “tone of voice” that stroked the keyboard. Let me just say that I’m never pissed when replying on a blog or message board. LL, I know that you’re not dumb enough to not see UGA as a threat and that your reply was just a ribbing, but there are people out there that truly think that. Your post was a representation of folks that hold that opinion, you know, the folks with mullets, jorts, and dial-up internet. Anyone who pays attention and really follows college football recognizes who’s good and who’s not. I’m sure you know just as well as most people that winning a national title takes a lot of luck and good fortune.

    Like I said before, I hate excuses, but it will be interesting to see how UGA does with the bye week before UF. Too many of my fellow dawgs have blamed that loss heavily on the bye week and lots of the younger fans have blamed the losses on playing in J’ville. Funny how after all of the years UGA and UF have played, game location and bye weeks never made a difference until the 1990’s. If UGA does win this year, it’ll be interesting to see how many UF fans blame the loss on UGA having a bye week.

  24. LL Avatar
    LL

    They should NEVER move the game from Jax. And I’m not saying that as a Jacksonville Native/Resident and Gator – I’m saying that as a fan who likes tradition.

    If UGA wins this year, the Gator “fans” who blame the win on the bye week are idiots and not really fans.

  25. Dale Avatar
    Dale

    Everybody on the message board are true jackasses. Kenny Chesney is the biggest name in music right now. I honestly think all of you would suck his dick. You can make fun of the man but it easy to do from the key board. Have fun working your 9-5 jobs everyday while the Hillbilly Rockstar keeps getting bigger and bigger. Maybe you guys should go to one of his shows or listen to his music then you might no what kind of guy he really is. Fuck all you and I think you guys are the real butt dart champs

  26. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    Dale

    Fuck Kenny Chesney. He thinks he is Jimmy Buffet. When and why did stop singing the music that made him famous? I can realy give 2 shits about the “islands”. The “islands” suck.

    Chesney was rumored to have worn a Gator cap on stage the other night. That is fucked up.

    Reading your comment makes me think you would accept a facial from the gnome….

  27. brandie Avatar
    brandie

    kenny chesney may not be gay but comeon you guys are all fags
    who just start crap because you your mad. whats your problems???
    im listening to his music now! well you all are fags. Everyone has friends who dont like their other friends so why cant chasney like two different schools?? i know i have alotof football teams that i like. so just shut the fuck up.

  28. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    2 things Brandie:
    Chesney sold his soul to Florida

    Female commenters must submit photos of themselves (w/ as/little clothing as possible)

  29. brandi Avatar
    brandi

    oh umm jai eugene
    you just probally some little homo who thinks he is cool for saying all of this crap about kenny. your probally the little fucker who made this arent ya?? well ya dale is right you probally would suck his dick. and you should actually get a real job and i bet you have got beaten up in your life for all of the crap that you say.. you little sorry ass

  30. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    If I am a homo, then why do i want to see you naked Brandi?

  31. bigfootfool Avatar
    bigfootfool

    Dude Brandi is always one of two things… a whore… or a drink…

  32. Vannah Avatar
    Vannah

    I LOVE COREY SMITH and yes i have heard that song
    IF THATS COUNTRY!

  33. Taco Bell Soft Tacos Avatar
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos

    Kenney Chesney can go the way of John Sunshine-on-my-ass Denver. Fuck him with a baseball bat.

  34. kris Avatar
    kris

    This bantering is three months in the making.

    If you like Kenny Chesney’s music or not (if you do you’re a thunder-cunt), you can’t deny that he’s a sellout. Country to Carribean, Tennessee to Miama to Georgia to Florida. Which is it? Though his music makes my gag reflex convulse, nothing is worse than a sellout. Trying to please everyone Kenneth?…

    Brandi, Dale, honestly, what the hell? This is a sports board. Granted this board is half about a half-ass county/island/what-the-fuck-ever-you-call-it-singer doesn’t mean it’s all about him. The only thing that’s ALL about Kenny Chesney is Kenny Chesney himself. Also, where do you find the audacity to say things like, “All you bastards do is sit at your keyboard and criticize people.” You’re doing the same thing. Enough said.

    If you’re going to sport a team, you don’t support their biggest rivals. Real Florida fans will always do the gator chomp. Real Vols will always…volunteer…Real Dawgs will always be God’s chosen people. That’s just the way things are.

  35. mandy Avatar
    mandy

    i just read this message board & laughed til i almost fell off my bed
    you people who are criticizing kenny may want to stop & remember he made something like $40 – $70 million last year, pretty good for a sell out
    so what if he has a house in the islands, he has a house in TN too
    he still sings all his old songs too, if you ever went to one of his concerts, you would know
    the coke head comment is so ridiculous – have you seen the man at his shows? he is very health conscious
    as for the cowboy hat & no live stock?? wtf?? they all wear them, it’s just the style for the country singers & for how he looks in his jeans – HOT, he is the hottest, sexiest man out there, so quit being jealous, freaks

  36. Taco Bell Soft Tacos Avatar
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos

    Mandy, he is a 125 lbs coked out punk. I wipe my ass with his pink shirts.

    If you post comments on here you must show pictures with as little clothing as possible.

  37. Taco Bell Soft Tacos Avatar
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos

    And one more thing, whore…

    Kenny Chesney maybe health conscience, so are all the Gate football players. That doesn’t keep them from hitting the bongs like Cheech and Chong. Chesney is a coke head, accept this and move on.

  38. mandy Avatar
    mandy

    whatever, i can see the glow of your envy from here
    he’s hot & incredibly sexy
    so you know him? i mean, how else would you know the personal stuff about him? what is a Gate football player?

  39. mandy Avatar
    mandy

    pardon me taco bell fat boy, i forgot to address it to you pig
    accept that you will never be as hot, sexy, successful with women throwing themselves at you every night like he does, oh wait, guess that’s why you have to say the nasty things about him..a–hole

  40. Taco Bell Soft Tacos Avatar
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos

    No envy here. He can keep on wearing the pink wife beaters, I’ll keep on sporting the Polo.

    A Gate football player is a Florida Geightor football player.

    Now either post semi-nude pics of yourself or get your lumpy ass back in the kitchen and fix me some pie.

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  42. Gloria Avatar
    Gloria

    OMG! R u guys brain dead or just fucking retarted! Kenny Chesney is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hot HE IS HOTTER WITH NO HAT ON! hE SINGS like an angel & his eyes make me melt. I wish to marry him. But for you , go die in a hole!

  43. Gloria Avatar
    Gloria

    IF U LOVE KENNY CHESNEY EMAIL ME AT GLORIAROSESTEPHENS@YAHOO.COM

  44. frank Avatar
    frank

    wow… it’s pretty sad you are all judging someone based on who they become friends with, or what baseball cap they wear. I’m sure everyone one on this site has some friend that cheers for a college football team that they dislike. I feel sorry for all you jerkoffs, but in reality your most likely jealous, either that or so uneducated that you base your whole lives around who and what people root for your team. By the way when was the last time the vols won a national title?? Don’t hate just because UF has a markedly better team then your sad excuse of a football team. You call Chesney a sellout because he wears baseball caps and knows a bunch of different football players, you only wish you were lucky enough to know any football players let alone all of the music/tv/athletes that he knows.

  45. Gary Avatar
    Gary

    This is to all the girls out there who thinks Kenny is nice. Kenny Chesney sux me and my girlfriend seen him in Nashville on July 5th. I bought front row seats and a $30 tshirt. There were 2 twin girls right beside us well when kenny came out on stage he was a NASTY PERV kept licking his lips and telling them he was goin to fuck them after the show. my girl wanted that little dickhead to sign her shirt i handed it to him & he threw it back to me and hit me in the face wit it he then signed those 2 twin girls poster instead. Then i yelled out as loud as i could fuck you Kenny. He didnt even close the show or say thank you for comin. he got the twin girls put his arms around them and left and that was how it ended!!!!! Im from Tenn

  46. kchesneyfan Avatar
    kchesneyfan

    OMG, get over it, You just sound like a pissed off mommy who didn’t get kenny to say hi…get over it. Kenny is amazing live. Those on here that bash him are rude and don’t know anything. Seriously, get over yourselves. Kenny needs to keep doin what he’s doin. He’s so far from gay it makes me laugh when you say it. He deserves entertainer of the year without a doubt, and it’s easy to see why, just go to one of his concerts…

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  48. tim Avatar
    tim

    Look for and listen to the song “f**K Kenny Chesney” by irish singer Brendan Loughrey for a
    good laugh. Lyrics include ….”5 foot two little prick…” and the chrous is …”She thinks my tractors sexy…what the F**K is that”

    Great song.

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