Well gaaaaaaw-ly Roger…I definitely didn’t expect this out of you…It appears, that there is a possibility that Strippers Love Pacman maybe, just maybe, might be allowed to attend the Titans training camp…The slight problem with this little piece of information is that the Titans don’t really want him…Are the return touchdowns really worth the precipitating money, little dots, and ghosts floating around the facilities?

The Titans did say that they will abide by Goody’s ruling, but the Pac might not see much practice time…Tennessee does have a shimmer of hope left…It seems that the Rog’s final decision has not yet been made, and he first wants to meet with the team to discuss the possibility of Jones participation in camp…So with that being said, I’m really wondering why I even did this post…There’s no way in Hell that Pac is gonna get to partake in sleep away camp this Summer…All the better anyway…From what I’ve heard Pacman has an overactive bladder, and that might cause some problems for whoever is sleeping in the bunk below…

(source: ESPN.com)

In other news: Vick got indicted, and I’m more than a little excited about this…Don’t worry Mike, there shouldn’t even be a chance of you losing you back door v card…You’re brother should have plenty of friends in the pen, and if that fails, you’ve always got the herpes to thwart potential ass plugs…That’s not even the best part…You won’t be expected to throw a football while locked up, so you don’t even have to worry about under throwing Bubba and getting the shit beat out of you for it…Just one question though…You gonna eat your cornbread?

(source: NYJER Please)

-DSW
Sons of Sam Malone