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Steve Slaton on the cover of SI

This SI cover is a beautifully haunting collage of alcohol-fueled Eer imagery, but without the nausea. So I began to feel mighty homerish. Thank goodness that I didn’t puke on this cocktail of collateral damage and Play Like Your Couch is on Fire [link] porn. Man, he really has been lifting weights, look at those…

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This SI cover is a beautifully haunting collage of alcohol-fueled Eer imagery, but without the nausea. So I began to feel mighty homerish. Thank goodness that I didn’t puke on this cocktail of collateral damage and Play Like Your Couch is on Fire [link] porn. Man, he really has been lifting weights, look at those arms. He is definitely in better shape than D-Mac Oh man that is sooooo tight! Looks like this magazine is getting framed and put on the wall! Hell yeah baby!

It kinda sucks that McFadden’s cover has “the number 1 back in the country” underneath unlike all the other’s that say “The big run for #1”

Arkansas sucks too……

Here is my new tattoo. Anything I should add to it? Maybe ‘Almost Heaven’ ? National Champs?

My mama always told me it doesn’t make a difference how you find God, as long as you find him. And through WVU, Rich Rodriguez, and Steve Slaton, I have found God.’ I consider myself married to Eer Football – ‘Til death do us part’

High 5’s all around SEC Homers!!!!

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30 responses to “Steve Slaton on the cover of SI”

  1. Tbone61 Avatar
    Tbone61

    this is beautiful Angry. Keep up the good fight

  2. bigfootfool Avatar
    bigfootfool

    Do you guys think USC is compensating for something by having 3 backs on there while everyone else only needs one?

  3. Teeth Grit as I type Avatar
    Teeth Grit as I type

    Joe McKnight is in the 4 deep rotation

  4. Ears Whitworth Avatar
    Ears Whitworth

    Angry:

    Your “guns” don’t seem to be as defined as your hero

  5. gerry dorsey Avatar
    gerry dorsey

    nathan davis thinks that tattoo was a great idea.

  6. LL Avatar
    LL

    Angry’s arm looks like a fat lady’s arm. No definition and arm fat. Maybe Angry is a female? Maybe it’s not even him because he was scared of the pain the tattoo might inflict on him? Maybe it’s his Mom’s tattoo? I dunno. Either way, he’s a toolbag and the worst part of the LWS experience.

  7. Rich "Dirty Sanchez" Rodriguez Avatar
    Rich “Dirty Sanchez” Rodriguez

    “Your “guns” don’t seem to be as defined as your hero”

    Major Harris had guns? Well, maybe shotguns…God knows I would need a shotgun if I had a professional career like his…Wasn’t he actually cut from a Arena Football team?

  8. Ears Whitworth Avatar
    Ears Whitworth

    Nathan Davis, Bammer Hero

  9. Kyle Avatar
    Kyle

    Where’s the obligatory shot at Georgia? I’ve become preconditioned to the post on West Virginia hype, slap at UGA tandem.

  10. Tbone61 Avatar
    Tbone61

    I think that Angry is demonstrating that WVU has moved on and so should UGA. Stop living in the past Dawgs…move forward, this is 2007

  11. T-KGB -- (Taurean "Killer" Green "Buds") Avatar
    T-KGB — (Taurean “Killer” Green “Buds”)

    Those horribly out-of-fashion cornrows are going to cost him the Trophy. And, for the record, So. Cal has 10, count them, 10, running backs under scholarship.

  12. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    to include Joe McKnight

  13. Taco Bell Soft Tacos Avatar
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos

    I thought McNight played for Da Coach O

  14. bigfootfool Avatar
    bigfootfool

    Yeah most of USC’s scout team and back ups would start for a Big East “Power”(shit)house. Heck, USC’s back ups would start at the bottom half of SEC teams.

    Yeah, Angry, You got some nice nails… Where’d you get them nails did, gurl?

  15. chris leak's 4.5 forty hookslide Avatar
    chris leak’s 4.5 forty hookslide

    Yeah Angry, nice man hands

  16. JL Avatar
    JL

    wow, every time i post something it gets deleted. I would have thought you guys would get a kick out of that one.

  17. JL Avatar
    JL

    i mean come on, Anger commenting about Slaton’s nice arms seemed kind of gay to me, but I guess that is tolerated by you UTer’s. No wonder womens basket ball is your best sport.

    And Slaton crying in the Louiville game on the sideline, squeezing his hand. That was pathetic. His teams season was on the line and all he could do was stand there and squeeze his hand with them down by 3 scores? SAD!!! Then Pat White gets them back in the game by himself and Slaton is ready to play? Please. What a Joke.

  18. JL Avatar
    JL

    Oh yea, don’t forget to delete those posts too.

  19. gatorhippy Avatar
    gatorhippy

    Couple of questions…

    Why does Steve looked like he just got goosed by Pat White?

    Is he gonna where those smooth designer rows during the season?

    And why would anybody want to frame what is obviously ass paper smeared with shit?

  20. Joel Avatar
    Joel

    Hey Angry, I wouldn’t get too excited about Steve Slaton being on the SI cover. Ever heard of the SI Cover Jinx???

  21. AngryEer Avatar
    AngryEer

    Joel, You want a Slaton fathead? I got one yesterday

  22. AngryEer Avatar
    AngryEer

    Hippy?

    Where in that picture do you see Pat White and his cannon arm? Where?

  23. Joel Avatar
    Joel

    I’m good Angry. Thanks anyway. I don’t think I’m worthy of a Slaton or Major Harris Fathead. The walls of my house can’t stand to bear the worthiness of those 2 guys or any Eer in my house…

  24. AngryEer Avatar
    AngryEer

    Good Joel, it seems that you have accepted the future of college football, the Big East. I mean, why fight it? It is futile

  25. coke head Avatar
    coke head

    luv slatons terd-lip and toothpick legs. what a douche.

  26. gatorhippy Avatar
    gatorhippy

    Umm…

    Ear?

    Did I say he was on the cover?

    No…

    I asked why it looks like he was just goosed by him…

  27. Joel Avatar
    Joel

    No, Angry “Kim Jong” Eer, I have just realized that you are SO whacked out of your skull that you won’t listen to reason. Tell you what, “Dear Leader”, if WVU wins the college football championship THIS YEAR, I will paint our guest room blue and gold, complete with a Slaton Fathead. Not only that, I will send in pics to be posted and I’ll even buy one of those baby cheerleader outfits for my little girl. She’ll be 6 months by then. I’m a man of my word. BOOK IT!!!

  28. bigfootfool Avatar
    bigfootfool

    oh then you’d have a little WVU demon child and a room from HELL for her to play in…

    You can replace “demon” and “HELL” for appropriate redneck words, but being from Tennessee, Arkansas, and Oklahoma, I’m not really allowed to make those jokes. ‘Scuse me I’ve got a cute sister begging for my attention. She’s playing hard to get… I better put on my best overalls. If I nail her tonight I believe I’ll have to set this couch aflame.

  29. Joel Avatar
    Joel

    Hey, I’m just putting it out there. There’s no way they win it. I can get the paint for free, so no big loss. Plus it’s a guest room, so no sweat off me. Now my wife’s friends may tell a different story.

  30. patrickdonohue Avatar
    patrickdonohue

    Who else is praying that West Virginia re-designs their logo?

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