(Cal’s DeSean Jackson’s first brush with fame…a fumble while ass-grabbing)
Vols Defensive Coordinator John Chavis’s defensive football acumen is so complex that, rather than psycho-analyze how “The Chief” will attack the vaunted Cal offense which will undoubtly confuse people, we will turn our attention to the Top Ten reasons that Tennessee will spank those Godless Cal Bears of the People Against Christians (PAC) 10 Conference.
10) California sux
9) Tedford is the coach
8) Tedford sux
7) DeSean Jackson, heisman wannabee, is the wide receiver. He is too fast for Longshore’s passes
6) Powerful Nate Longshore is way powerful
5) Cal is gay
4) Cal has no game plan
3) Cal receivers are too fast for the thrown football. They outrun every powerful pass
2) Tedford likes tattered windsocks more than touchdowns
1) California is Tennessee’s whuppin’ boy!
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