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Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

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Ragamuffin Chris Leak to tryout for the AAFL (snicker)

(President Bush asks: WTF?? Are you speaking English? You scored 8?) This is likely the last time we will mention old “How did I score 8 on the Wonder-Leak” on this blog. I wanted to refer to Leak as a “waif”, but someone else did that on another website. Kicked to the curb so much…

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(President Bush asks: WTF?? Are you speaking English? You scored 8?)

This is likely the last time we will mention old “How did I score 8 on the Wonder-Leak” on this blog. I wanted to refer to Leak as a “waif”, but someone else did that on another website.

Kicked to the curb so much like a 4.5 40 running, hooksliding, sharting National Champion piece of garbage by the Chicago Bears, Former Florida quarterback Chris Leak will attend an open tryout for the All American Football League [GatorSports].

Goodbye Chris Leak. We think that you will make some Mike Honcho-esque news someday.

18 responses to “Ragamuffin Chris Leak to tryout for the AAFL (snicker)”

  1. Ears Whitworth Avatar
    Ears Whitworth

    first

    I remember when Leak scampered through the Bama D for that really long run. He looked like a scared baby deer. I knew then that Shula and Bama was done. I counted at least 7 f-bombs out of shula that day

    That was the game that urbie broke out the Steve Spurrier 1966 uniforms.

  2. Ears Whitworth Avatar
    Ears Whitworth

    everybody post your favorite chris leak memory. He was a classy tradtional kid. Just a bit slow, not so smart, i never could understand what he was saying in interviews.

    People say he he hated getting hit. I think he realized how important he was to the game of football, not just the Gators.

    The Mike Honcho comparison was spot on

  3. Jmuthaf'nT Avatar
    Jmuthaf’nT

    Now I know why you were apologizing. That’s okay, his brother didn’t get a fair shake at Tenn either, must run in the family

  4. AngryEer Avatar
    AngryEer

    Ladies and Gentleman,

    Rich Rodriguez is the inventor of the Spread Option. Meyer is a Ali Baba

  5. Joel Avatar
    Joel

    Am I the only one who just hopped on the Maryland bandwagon for tonight’s game???

  6. chief Avatar
    chief

    Leak reminds me of Tiger Woods…………..like a whiter, stupider Tiger Woods.

    So, is the AAFL more demeaning than the CFL? I’ll hang up and listen to your answer.

  7. chief Avatar
    chief

    Not that i’m saying Tiger is stupid…….but if he was really stupid and more of a cracker, he’d be Chris Leak.

    Shit, forgot to hang up. I’m hanging up now.

  8. Jmuthaf'nT Avatar
    Jmuthaf’nT

    uh oh. looks like wvu is reaching the difficult part of their schedule. We all know the true test comes next week when you play (directional) carolina. You’re the #4 ranked team in the country and the TCU / Air Force game starts after you? On a thursday? I thought it was just the SEC that didn’t take you all seriously

  9. Jmuthaf'nT Avatar
    Jmuthaf’nT

    and espn.com still hasn’t updated your scedule or scores..don’t see that for anyone else..

    http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/clubhouse?teamId=277

  10. gatorhippy Avatar
    gatorhippy

    Eer…

    I thought we went over this the other day…

    Rich Rod did nothing but change the name of Glenn Ellison’s Run and Shoot…

    Which has been around since the late 1950’s…

    It’s nothing new…

  11. Jmuthaf'nT Avatar
    Jmuthaf’nT

    just helped you out and sent them the link to update. hope they’re fast about it when maryland shuts down the vaunted run. your welcome.

  12. Tyrone Prothro's floppy get-a-way stick Avatar
    Tyrone Prothro’s floppy get-a-way stick

    I’d like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that Swami and Jaxbo are homo’s. Thanks.

  13. AngryEer Avatar
    AngryEer

    I should live blog this game so I can taunt all of you

  14. Dsmith Avatar
    Dsmith

    This is great for the AAFL to get some new talent that has a voice. Chris Leak will fit perfect in the Shane Matthew’s Scheme, a new breed quarterback with an great vetran behind him. Team Florida will be champs of the AAFL in the first year of the league. Chris Leak, Eric Crouch, John Navarre, Charles Rogers, Eli Williams these individuals deserve another chance to play to prove to fans that they still can play this game and they love it. Spring 2008 coming near you first game in the swamp April 12th, 2008 get your popcorn ready!

  15. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    which is more shameful? AAFL or CFL? Playing for Shane Mathews?

    Who was the florida coach that had all of the NCAA violations? pell or hall?

  16. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    JaxBo and Swami’s photo’s are posted in the douche-Gator thread

  17. gatorhippy Avatar
    gatorhippy

    Pell had “some of the most grievous infractions ever seen” according to the NCAA…

    God bless him…

  18. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    Like Ears said earlier: Doing the Lord’s work

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