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Saban is One Delusional Bitch

Seriously, does this fucktard just try to piss people off?  Since his return to the nation’s superior conference, he has called the corndog nation a bunch of coonasses, called Ole Miss “classless,” and now he is trying to say and act like the UT/Bammer rivalry is just another game.   He needs to get his head…

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Seriously, does this fucktard just try to piss people off?  Since his return to the nation’s superior conference, he has called the corndog nation a bunch of coonasses, called Ole Miss “classless,” and now he is trying to say and act like the UT/Bammer rivalry is just another game.   He needs to get his head out of his ass, UT/Bammer and the Iron Bowl will be what turns the Sabanation into a lynch mob.   

Apparently his agent is also his best friend.  Faggot.  How can anyone like this guy?  I hope UT, LSU, and Auburn pwn this bag of dicks.  This guy is a 2nd tier coach.  He lucked out and won half a national title at LSU.  Les “The Hat” Miles is just as successful as him.  Who would hire him after he gets fired?  No one.  I doubt any BCS school would consider him.  He has already shafted SEC and Big 10 schools and his NFL stint made Apollo 13 look successful.  

10 responses to “Saban is One Delusional Bitch”

  1. Tacobellmanager Avatar
    Tacobellmanager

    I tune in to LWS simply for the Saban hatred. I mean that wholeheartedly. God I wish I grew up in a football conference instead of Tobacco Road.

  2. purpleheart Avatar
    purpleheart

    Actually, Les Miles has been MORE successful than Saban at LSU. I wonder how much crow the alabama (lower case ’cause that’s the way it should be) faithful will eat when they realize they hired an a-hole version of Shula. I like that Saban won us a national championship, and got us new facilities, but I’m glad he’s somebody else’s problem.

    Another BCS school will hire him after a mediochre stint at Alabama. Probably another delusional program like Texas A&M or Nebraska…..

  3. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    We hate everyone, OK? Some people emit larger heat signatures than others

  4. Taco Bell Soft Tacos Avatar
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos

    Nebraska, no way. I can see aTm maybe.

    My money is on this being Saban’s next gig.

  5. imissco Avatar
    imissco

    I don’t see Saban going anywhere decent after he leaves Alabama (since he has no buyout I’m giving it 3-4 years). firecoachsaban.com tells you everything you need to know about how overrated he is. It’s just unfortunate that he lucked into wins against Ark, Houston, and Ole Miss because that would have shut the bammer nation up for a week while they made up an excuse. Go Vols and War Damn Eagle.

  6. JC Avatar
    JC

    just heard about this, does anyone know the details? Seems like all the discussion of the low class of Ole Miss fans, this would have been brought up. Amazing that no statements have been made on it.

    From the Sunday Huntsville Time:
    Linebacker Darren Mustin said he was hit by a Jim Beam bottle. He and cornerback Simeon Castille picked up bottles and threw them back toward the stands.

    Coach Nick Saban stormed onto the field, screaming at his players to get on the bench.

    “I just don’t like our guys to get involved in that stuff,” Saban said. “We shouldn’t be mugging the fans. There’s no class in that. If they want to be classless, that’s their business.

    “Their fans shouldn’t be throwing stuff. Our fans shouldn’t be throwing stuff. I just want our players to represent the university and themselves and their families with class. Just run off the field glad that we won the game.”

  7. Taco Bell Soft Tacos Avatar
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos

    The irony behind this can be seen by UAT fans after their loss to UGA, or David Irons being clocked by some softball playing co-ed throwing shit from the stands in last year’s Iron Bowl.

    Mustin and Castille better watch their asses, some Ole Miss alum may sue their ass for every red cent Bammer paid them to attend UAT.

  8. Mac G Avatar
    Mac G

    Just another game? Seriously? Last year, I went to the Bama/Vold game in Knoxville and it was one of the craziest college football games that I have ever been to. What it made it so memorable was the absolute haterd/disgust that both fan bases had for each other. Poon hater Nick, this game means a shit tun for both fans. He is either that ignorant or trying to lower expectations.

  9. Karma's a Bitch Avatar
    Karma’s a Bitch

    Saban is one badass coach. What a beatdown in every facet of the game.

  10. Taco Bell Soft Tacos Avatar
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos

    Got Free Textbooks? Bammers do.

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