Porter Wagoner died, you’d think he’d trump Britney in the gossip headlines. [People]

Normally I try to focus on college football. But sometimes I worry about Tony Romo. He has such a fragile ego, will he ever find true happiness? I could not help but wonder: Tony, WTF are you doing in California? Granted it was a bye week and you play Philly this week but you really should get your ass back to the ranch and get your head in the game.

This reminds me of the days when the gossip rags following Danny White, Drew Bledsoe and Quincy Carter around. Those were the days [Romo interview]. White was married; Bledsoe was old and broken; and Quincy was unable to put together coherent sentences.

Why would he choose this (OMG, he is with this?)

Rule of thumb Tony, if poon wears goggles that dominate 60%  of their face and  looks like a fly and is not condom worthy.  I assure you Tony, that Britney will have you riding the Valtrex Bullet Train.

Tony, it boggles my imagination that you would hang out with Britney over this: