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Tebow vs. McFadden

Is it just the huge homer in me, or does Tim Tebow have no business winning the Heisman? The Heisman race really comes down to McFadden and Tebow.  We can all be pretty certain that with the way ESPN has been pushing Tebow to the national media, that he is most likely going to take…

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Is it just the huge homer in me, or does Tim Tebow have no business winning the Heisman?

The Heisman race really comes down to McFadden and Tebow.  We can all be pretty certain that with the way ESPN has been pushing Tebow to the national media, that he is most likely going to take it, but let me tell you, voters, why you shouldn’t vote for Tebow.

  1. He’s Gay
  2. His stats are mostly from running up the score
  3. He guided his team to three losses
  4. He goes to Florida
  5. He couldn’t win the QB spot from Chris Leak
  6. 890 SAT?
  7. Kisses other men
  8. Cries
  9. Wears blue and orange
  10. Darren McFadden would put up better numbers in that same offense
  11. He’s not the best runner nor the best passer, but he gets props for mildly good performances in each.

Bruce Feldman says that the only reason voters have to snub Tebow is his age. 

“Why he won’t win the Heisman: It seems silly that some voters might hold his age against him, but many Heisman voters are traditionalists and will do anything to avoid voting for an underclassman”

There are a lot more reasons to not check Tebow.  Remember a vote for Tebow is a vote for Homosexuality.

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8 responses to “Tebow vs. McFadden”

  1. Houston Nutt's Shadow Avatar
    Houston Nutt’s Shadow

    You might want to stick to basketball.

    Sorry to hear that even mediocre coaches are turning down the Hawgs head coaching spot.

  2. MeytonPanning Avatar
    MeytonPanning

    Yes it IS just the Homer in you.

    Responses

    1. We’ll disregard the whole “He’s Gay” argument….yes that “homo” could kick your ass.
    2. So what?
    3. McFadden guided his team to 4 losses. He has less rushing TD’s than Tebow.
    4. So what?
    5. Freshman Tebow couldn’t win the starting job from Senior Leak? And that means what?
    6. 890 SAT means exactly what in the Heisman argument. Let’s be honest….Darren “I got the WOOOOD” McFadden doesn’t come off as the brightest bulb in the box.
    7. What can I say to that?
    8. Cries. I’ve been in the huddle with 320 lb men sobbing in a mixture of rage and despair. My 225 lb ass is not stupid enough to make fun of them for it. I’ll give Tebow a pass on this one. At least he gives a shit. Ainge goes and makes himself a sammich after he throws picks.
    9. You argue like a retard.
    10. Darren McFadden doesn’t play in that offense.
    11. He’s done things that have, simply put, never been done before. If you can’t rationalize that, then you ARE a homer with little to no objectivity.

    PS. Tebow invites you to smoke his pole.

  3. LL Avatar
    LL

    You left out that DMac’s ride is more “gangsta” and that he’s all tatted-up so that makes him more tougher than Tebow, right?

  4. LL Avatar
    LL

    I’ll say this about the “crying” thing. There’s a lot of college football players that cry after a tough defeat that you never see. But you see Tebow because he’s got 30 cameras around him at all times.

    He cried because losing sucks and he hates it. Combine that with the fact that he’s not only a Gator player but also a lifetime Gator FAN so the losing hurts even more for him.

    Hate him if you want. But if you wouldn’t want a player like him on your own team who plays with so much emotion and who was a fan of your school before he was a player, then you’re crazy.

  5. Houston Nutt's Shadow Avatar
    Houston Nutt’s Shadow

    I can half-way understand when Vawls and Dawgs run their mouths about the Mighty Gators. They are legitimate rivals. But the Hawgs?!?!? When was the last time you guys put up a decent fight against us? Even the Zooker swept the Hawgs. Obviously you are out of your element when it comes to arguing football, so please just stick with basketball…Please.

  6. Taco Bell Soft Tacos Avatar
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos

    D-Mac wuz robbed.

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  8. jack Avatar
    jack

    tebow arleady won so ahahaha

    L0o00o0zeeerrr

    :PP

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