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No Mascot, No Losses, No Problems

At least that is what Andy Kennedy would tell  you, but there is a big problem looming in the way of the undefeated Rebels. The SEC.  Florida, Tennessee, Vanderbilt, 2 games against Arkansas and Mississippi St.  Welcome to reality Rebels.  But… But… We beat Clemson and they were ranked 15th in the Country!  Congrats, you…

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At least that is what Andy Kennedy would tell  you, but there is a big problem looming in the way of the undefeated Rebels.

The SEC.  Florida, Tennessee, Vanderbilt, 2 games against Arkansas and Mississippi St.  Welcome to reality Rebels. 

But… But… We beat Clemson and they were ranked 15th in the Country!  Congrats, you guys deserve props for a win like that, but don’t be thinking that all of the sudden you guys are the shit in the SEC West.  At the beginning of the season I put you at dead last in the SEC West, and I still have you in last, but now you’ve moved up to 5th.

One Road win?  Against Centra Florida?  Wow,  it’s gonna be weird for you when you show up in Knoxville and you have to deal with all of that hideous orange.

Dwayne Curtis is a good Center… Actually he’s a good Power Forward being played at Center.  What’s gonna happen to his 15.2 ppg when he gets matched up against True SEC Centers?  Where will he be when he faces 7 footers?  Even Wayne Chism has an inch on you and Tennessee is all about that small fast lineup.

This is not a conference you can win.
Welcome to the real world Andy Kennedy.

14 responses to “No Mascot, No Losses, No Problems”

  1. Taco Bell Soft Tacos Avatar
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos

    Ole Miss will finish no worse than 3rd in the West, mark it down.

    Andy Kennedy is a hell of a coach. He fucking tied for the division championship last year with Rod Barnes’ broke dick, half-court style players.

  2. LSU guy Avatar
    LSU guy

    where are that chick’s tits?

    also, for the record, i refuse to watch LSU basketball until John Brady is relieved of his duties.

  3. Mike Avatar
    Mike

    I agree the Rebs drop the game tomorrow night, but you don’t seriously think that OM will drop to 5th in the SECW, do you? AK is the best bench coach in the division (by far) and only Pearl and maybe Stallings are his peer or better in the entire conference. John Brady is a no-talent assclown. Auburn is beat up. Alabama has no PG. Mississippi State lost to Miami (OH) and (FL). And John Pelphrey is mediocre on a good day.

    Now which of those 4 teams do you see finishing ahead of OM in the division?

  4. GillMorgan Avatar
    GillMorgan

    So 3 wins in three days in Puerto Rico (ending with Clemson) isn’t on the road? Maybe I missed the part where Ole Miss opened up a campus there. Asshat. And while you may be able to argue that the conference is out of our reach, it’s pretty retarded to say we don’t have a real shot in the weakness that is the West.

  5. BigReb Avatar
    BigReb

    i would like to know what kind of stuff you were smoking when you wrote this…you obviously have no clue what your talking about…yea we beat clemson, who just took the #1 team in country to OT…Winthrop and depaul have also beaten high ranked opponents….your just upset because your team didn’t win every one so far…you sir are out of your mind to think the rebs will finish 3rd or worse in the west, AK IS the best coach in the SEC, and after he leaves ole miss for a Kentucky or some other powerhouse that shells out the cash maybe you will realize that…i for one hope he stays forever and they rename the new arena after him…go back to work or beating off whichever you do all day and shut the hell up!

  6. Taco Bell Soft Tacos Avatar
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos

    @5 That’s the class I expect from Ole Miss.

    Damn I miss Oxford

  7. Erik Avatar
    Erik

    “This is not a conference you can win.
    Welcome to the real world Andy Kennedy.”

    Andy Kennedy scoffs at your weak and douchey attempt at smack.

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  11. Erik Avatar
    Erik

    Nice effin’ game. Wish Ole Miss had another shot at you boys in Oxford.

  12. Common Sense Avatar
    Common Sense

    Wayne Chism sucks

  13. Erik Avatar
    Erik

    Chism needs to shoot more Threes. He’s money from behind the arc

  14. zigzag Avatar
    zigzag

    Is Ole Miss the real deal or do the Vols just suck?

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