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Reports from OuterMovolia that the moderators there banned least three pro Fulmer posters over a 4 day period. I guess there goes the free speech zone out the window. The King of OM (Ghenghis Vol), as always, you never disappoint. When you insult a military veteran, it really helps establish your credibility to have actually served in the military. Being lobbyist and a contractor (not the Blackwater kind of contractor either) does not count, you donut eater.
Thanks Cajun56 for sending the pic, bio and the screenshots. Name Redacted’s bio is available on request. GV and “groupies”, 3 words to think of the next time that you decide to make a “Phat” joke: Car-Di-O. GV you look like you have slain some Krispy Kremes recently.
Here is the King caught “misremembering” making a company sales pitch to Cajun56 {copies of emails and PMs available} HAW HAW
Why blog about OuterMonvolia? We heard that they were the biggest baddest of Tennessee internet trolls, and we were not disappointed. Banned from nearly all Tennessee Message Boards, how would these dickstrings interact with civilization?
We wanted to confirm or deny the urban legend of the Tennessee “fan” or fanbase better known as the Legion of the Miserable that pray for the Vols to lose. Amazingly it is true, this is what it must feel like to discover a new species of bottomfeeders. One unconfirmed internet rumor says they were so dissatisfied with Tennessee’s recent gridiron dominance over Florida and Alabama, that they created and hosted the fireronzook.com and firemikeshula.com websites. OM’rs in Alabama were also rumored to provide administrative support to Mal Moore in the Saban hiring action. HAW HAW HAW, this group of outcasts even has an urban dictionary entry [Urban Dictionary Definition].
Here is what was observed:
Stick with the basics: They don’t venture to far from the script. Frankly, there is only so much of “You suck” or “suck my dick” or “I am going to skullfuckk you to death” or “your blog sucks” or “you steal shit from other sites” or “you have a yeast infection” shtick that anyone considered to be a Fulmerista (A real Tennessee Fan) can take. Anything that is not a expected response to the OM’r insult or homosexual overtures is considered “weak sauce (Freudian slip?)” or they “own” you. These simple but apparently complex insults allows the Monvolian to always claim “intellectual Checkmate” over a “sheep/troll”. Sometimes, the Monvolian will threaten legal action or try to dig up dirt on their opponent to complete a defeat of an opponent.
Are they Pro Military? Probably not. Military people are really “S-L-O-W”….Nice comment. While they show a lack of respect for the military, ironically they seem to use the Powell Doctrine tenet of overwhelming numbers and superiority of force to defeat any “sheep/troll” that dares to post on their board. The sheep/troll is quickly overwhelmed as the OM’rs attack like the Chinese crossing the Yalu in the Korean War, with the of same sophistication of the 1950’s Chinese Army. Think bugles, whistles and horses versus tanks. Below is a screenshot from a militant Om’r:
The Outermonvolia [OM Board Link] Internet Bad Ass almost always talks big shit online, but in real life he’s a total Bammer or a COO of large company or UT Professor. Most OM internet baddasses are into Nick Saban, or, at the bare minimum, love Spurrier and Meyer. The typical OuterMonvolian can be found in nearly every Tennessee Vols on-line community operating in plain sight but yet camouflaged. From Volquest to Gridscape, the Monvolian is one of many stock users that make up a community of “cutting edge, light years, super smart” radical thinkers who for some reason act like they are All Stars straight outta of a Trailer Park.
How did they get here? The Om’rs were forced to create their own message board after they were forced into exile by forum moderators (like Vol12 and Kwyjibo) who were enforcing their silly forum rules. The Monvolian are fed up with what they consider to be “Fulmersecution” at the hands of sheep/trolls, they often resort to threats of physical violence and will start talking about how much they can bench press. Mentioning muscle mass, articulating the pros and cons of Man on Man sex techniques, levels of physical fitness, etc. are all a part of being an Monvolian. By mentioning this, they feel they are intimidating their opponents, but in reality making them LOL in real life.
So if you don’t like our men and women in uniform, or you are a Rival fan looking for sympathy from a Vol or want to make Fulmer (fat and krispy kreme doughnuts) jokes or or just want pray for the demise of Tennessee Football, Outermonvolia is the place for you. They believe that an 0-12 season is for the “good of the program”.
(Next, the OM Profession of Arms)
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