I’ve been posting here since day one and read other boards frequently – I think I have a pretty good grasp on the original thoughts I see here compared to other places. Most here were ahead of the curve and have been for YEARS. BirminghamVol.
“You’ve gotta come harder than that bitch”. An OM Insult or homoerotic invite? You decide…
The Monvolian spends most of his time ruminating about Volchat, posting threads about Mama and Daddy Crompton, Chavis or Fulmer or rambling on about Bob Kendall, who has pitched a tent in the Monvolians head and seriously owns their ass. No? look around over there and prove me wrong. Kendall has AKC papers on the OM.
The Monvolian lashes out at anyone who dares to call him on anything he says, and constantly prays for the day when he can rule as despot over the Tennessee Internet world that is eugenically cleansed of “sheep”, think of the Taliban and you might get a match.
The OM’r blames the Sheep, Mike Hamilton, Ron Tosh, Bob Kesling, Phil Fulmer, Bob Kendall, and internet trolls as their excuse for never amounting to anything in his miserable life aside from being overly-emotional colon cowboy and all-around jack ass. Do they want Tennessee to go and 0-12? So that Tennessee can fire a coach that has won 80% of his games and 14 top 25 finishes? Read the screencap below. Intellectual checkmate?
I felt the need to respond to the charges levied by jai eugene aka loserwithsocks or whatever handle he’s going by today. I was an asshole to LWS. I have been banned from VC. I want rid of Fulmer in the worst way. Go through 0-12 to get rid of him? No. However 1-11 would be all right. We got to keep that Kentucky streak going. Like making jokes about Fulmer? Yep. Did I insinuate that LWS’s mouth flies open like a pez dispenser at the sight of male genitalia? Most definitely. Think his blog is a long recycled loop of jokes that were kind of funny the first three times he told them. Sadly yes. There, I addressed most if not all of my transgressions against the bruiserofcocks. by VenomousVol [Stupid Bammer]
Be prepared to expect the “weak sauce, troll” or “you’re a pussy” or “STFU Douche” about 99% of the time since the OM has the IQ of an institutionalized bone smuggler. These troll baits reject their own traits with denial and stalk (ask Bob Kendall) anyone who dares to disagree with his opinions. This is proven by his avoidance of psychologists and trying to be an E-psychiatrist themself.
More observations (HT for the list below BrassVol):
1. Troll = You the sheep or fulmerista.
2. All valid opinions on anything are ones held by OM. Any opinion held in contradiction to OM’s stated or implied opinion is invalid.
3. All holders of invalid opinions are Fulmeristas.
4. All holders of invalid opinions who support Tennessee Football are poisoned by Tosh and thus dickstrings.
5. Insight, research and experience do not substantiate an opinion. Google links do. In the absence of google links, vigorous assertions of opinions held by me the OMr (i.e. valid opinions) will suffice.
6. You = Troll sheep fulmerista
7. Logic that looks like logic is an adequate substitution for actual logic.
8. The length of time it will take an OM to insult you is inversely proportional to the degree to which you have disagreed with the Om’rs opinions.
9. All insults offered by OM’rs are valid as they are only prompted by the holding of invalid opinions.
10. “The only thing you feel it’s important to do is to try and make other people think you’re a knowledgeable football fan, because you’re an mindless dickstring like every other Sheep. … We all know your positions are idiotic and the only motivation you have is inflating your small ego. … When you accept the fact that you don’t care about anything but yourself, and that the people of your ideological stripe are equally selfish, let me know. . . . OM’rs will deny your validity as a person.”
11. All insults offered by sheep/trolls will result in banning regardless of how much they parallel things that an OM’t may have already (validly) said.
12. Vol Chat bannings against OM’ers are, themselves, discriminatory. Cause all OM’rs really want to go back to Vochat to declare Intellectual Jihad and ultimately checkmate.
13. Pointing out OM’rs many inconsistencies and hypocrisies is trolling.
14. The OM commission of inconsistencies and hypocrisies is courage.
15. Sheep = Fulmerite = Gridscape = Volquest = Tosh = Troll
16. Women who do not approach OM’rs when they are sitting alone in a drunken stew and do not notice what a deep and sensitive thinker OM’rs are, they are whores.
17. The OM’er is a scientist, therefore they know the results of everything before it’s tried.
18. OM’rs have already established every point that could possibly need to be made on the state of Tennessee Football. Look in the archives. Not anywhere specific, really. But somewhere, their knowledge shines.
19. OM’rs are not egotistical and if you oppose the OM viewpoints, you are a dickstring.
20. OM’rs possess extensive research into Tennessee Football has proven that any person who dares to support the vols or express excitement over the upcoming season is motivated only by their selfish desire to be estalked by the “King” or his Prince AtlantaVol and by default is a patently evil sheep fulmerista-troll.
21. Because an OM’r said so. This position is absolute and does not reflect upon any issues with ego that may be held.
22. John Adams IS fair and balanced, Small Mike is a moderate, Bill King is only slightly right of center, and anyone who thinks otherwise is brain washed by the liberal left wing drive-by sports media or a Dick String
23. Original Gangsta (OG) OM’ers (those OM’rs banned by IP address by Tosh) are always right, logical, and have good reasons for their perverse agendas. So suck a dick!!
24. If you argue against an OM’rs well thought out, well written artuculate posts, which are perfectly valid, despite no life experience dealing with the subjects of the piece, you are either a troll or one of the few sheep who think that they have balls that dropped and are defending their own ego.
25. Obviously everyone who wants to help others is doing so to make themselves feel better about themselves and are fueling their own ego. However OM’rs only caring about themselves and not wanting to help others is perfectly valid.
26. The OM’r is scientist, therefore already know everything about every branch of science. If you foolishly think you know of an astrophysics equation that shows my plan for fixing “Chavis’s 3rd and 19 affliction” is impossible, you are a troll.
27. …You = Troll, suck my dick
28. I built a robot! Look at it dance! Suck my dick
29. Gay people have the right to marry people of the opposite sex, and they should be happy about that, because that means they have equal rights.
30. This girl was looking at the OM’r, so she’s a slut.
31. Why won’t girls look at the OM’r?
32. Ron Tosh has no right to tell an OM’r that they can’t post on VolChat. Therefore the OM’r will never speak to him again, since their keyboard is (an extension of their waif-like penis) a sacred and holy object that they revere above all things. Except maybe their robot. Have you seen their robot? It dances!
33. Only gay people have anal sex. Only posting on the OM with ill-intent gives you AIDS.
34. the OM’r fat, disgusting lice covered ass couldn’t possibly be why girls never look at them. Oops they only make make fulmer fat jokes….
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