Received this via email from Thomas at YMSWWC:
Bammeroid Boosters and Logan Young talent scouts [Saban to contact]. Please close your eyes, touch yourself in that special place as you imagine that I am a Memphis High School recruit, that I run a 4.4 40, bench 225 30 reps, 6′ 4″, possess a rocket arm and seek to inflict physical contact on anything and the bonus is that my high school coach is selling me. I think it is funny every time that Alabama Football and Memphis are mentioned in the same sentence. Most people would learn a life lesson, guess Bammeroids are different. Vols, Bitch.
Now send me 35 dollars so that I can attend the Crimson Caravan!! Like any good bammeroid, I am for sale. I want to meet Lil Bear, have my photo taken, and for your pleasure, I will wear the Bammeroid Crown of Thorns….a Houndstooth Ball Cap.
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Dear Jai Eugene:
I’m pleased to announce that this spring the Athletic Department will join the University Administration and National Alumni Association in launching the Crimson Caravan, featuring talks by University and Athletic Department officials, including head football coach Nick Saban. The Caravan will be stopping at the following areas on the following dates:
Crimson Caravan Schedule:
Stop 1 — Huntsville, AL on April 23rd and held at the Von Braun Center
Stop 2 — Memphis, TN on April 28th and held at the Peabody Hotel
Stop 3 — Birmingham, AL on April 30th and held at the Cahaba Grand
Stop 4 — Mobile, AL on May 5th and held at the Battle House
Stop 5 — Jackson, MS on May 7th and held at the Marriott Jackson
Stop 6 — Panama City, FL on May 12th and held at the Marriott Bay Point
Stop 7 — Montgomery, AL on May 14th and held at the Renaissance Hotel & Spa
Stop 8 — Atlanta, GA on May 19th and held at the Gwinnett Center
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