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Crompton: The Race for the Heisman Continues

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Coleman led the way with 112 yards on 17-for-22 passing. Crompton, meanwhile, was 9-for-16 for 90 yards and an interception. Nick Stephens (wrist) did not participate in the scrimmage. Ball security issues : Football : GoVolsXtra.com

Just who the “F” does BJ Coleman think that he is?  Posting better numbers than Rising 5th year senior and leading candidate for the Heisman Jon Crompton???  Who really cares if Coleman led the offense to 4 of their 5 scoring drives?

And why is the media doing this to our cock-strong Mountain Boy?  What Coleman needs to do is  look back at the history of challengers to the throne.  Erik Ainge: Busted Shoulder and Nick Stephens:  Busted wrist.  It is definitely not a coincindence that these pretender QBs  over-extended their fragile bodies failed attempt to beat out Cromps.

Read what a leading Cromptonite says about Coleman performance:

again….coleman played against the second team defense….that does make a huge difference in the level of competition that the two played against….I am making excuses for crompton’s play but coleman had it a ton easier too

And input from another ‘Nite:

Crompton: Will be the starter against Western Kentucky. He looked great today. He ran the offense efficiently and every throw was on the money. He threw one pic late, but is was because he held the ball, pumped it 2 or 3 times, and tried to make a play. I think Crompton looked outstanding and I now fully believe he can lead us to a good season next year.

Coleman: Looked good. His wasn’t as accurate as Crompton, but he still made some good throws. He overthrew a touchdown once, and overthrew Cooper for a big play down the sidelines. It’s not that he didn’t play very well, but Crompton just played that much better.

Yep, Coleman uses the Dutch Rudder to get his thrills.  I hope he transfers to Chattanooga.  Oh don’t forget that  Clawson and Cut suck too. Motorboating carpetbagging SOBs….

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2 responses to “Crompton: The Race for the Heisman Continues”

  1. dan Avatar
    dan

    Winning forever and still looking better on 3 hours sleep a night than you ever will. Pete Carroll is excited, Twittering away, and just fine with the ho-hum performances of USC’s quarterbacks in their spring scrimmage. His protege Lane Kiffin says the same in response to the same at Tennessee, where the starting offense turned the ball over three times and Jonathan Crompton had one fumble and one interception, a combo we’ll just type in shorthand as “The Crompton” from now on. (2 and 2? “The Double Crompton.” 2 picks and one fumble? “The Flying Crompton.” Two fumbles, no picks? “The Crompton, Neat.”)

    Thanks, EDSBS!!!

  2. FEAR THE HAT BITCH Avatar
    FEAR THE HAT BITCH

    Dutch rudder, huh? at least he is not into hot karls.

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