One woman in an Alabama Football Facebook group from Dothan, Alabama, posted the following SOS flare during the mid-third quarter of the Iron Bowl:
Alabama was trailing in a crucial game, when a woman residing in a trailer park near Ariton, Alabama, claimed to represent all the women in her community. In a private Facebook Group, she fervently pleaded with Coach Saban to secure a victory, as they consistently experienced unfortunate injuries whenever Alabama suffered a loss. She vividly recounted the hardships endured after previous defeats against Tennessee and LSU. Sadly, it wasn’t until the fourth quarter that they felt a sense of relief. Suddenly, the game came to an end, and they no longer had to fear tumbling down the steps of their trailers. They could now escape unscathed from potential injuries such as chipped teeth, fractured noses, bruised eyes, broken ribs, or any other internal harm.
Look at those tears of joy and mass hysteria. They all appeared to have a deep sense of relief, knowing that they would be safe for at least another week.
The next day, the relief and happiness of an entire fanbase was on full display following the 4th and 31 gravedigger catch. No hospital visits would be needed.
As the catch unfolded before their eyes, time seemed to stand still for those watching. The stadium erupted in cheers, echoing throughout the air like a symphony of triumph. The sheer agility and precision displayed by the athlete left everyone in awe, their hearts filled with admiration and respect.
In the aftermath of the catch, the elation and jubilation of the fanbase spilled over onto the streets. Entire trailer parks and chicken houses seemed to come alive, celebrating the victory as if it were their own. Strangers exchanged high-fives, “Roll Tides” filled the air, and conversations were dominated by the incredible win witnessed the previous day.
Alabama is reassured that their program is running smoothly and without any issues. UGA? You are on the clock.
Loser with Socks 
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