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Domeophobia

Jul 8, 2009

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Capers Barr

in America’s Penis, american idol, analysis bitch, Blumpkin, Chris Carries a Clipboard Courageously in Calgary Canad, cocks, Cuisine, douches, dumb-ass, florida gators, Fluffer, SEC Football

What is Domeophobia? Defined as “Fear of The Notre Dame”, each year this surprisingly common phobia in the State that is known as America’s Penis causes countless panhandle rednecks needless distress. What is different this year? Tebow is leaving after this season to triumphantly follow in Alex Smith’s NFL footsteps. Gator fans, get your nose…
#23 for Herban

May 29, 2009

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Capers Barr

in America’s Penis, Crime, dog fighting, douches, dumb-ass, Film Threat, florida gators, Fluffer, Gang Bangers, Gators, Kiffin’s quotes, Mountain Values, Nikki Meyer, SEC Coaches, SEC Football, SEC Speed, SEC Traditions, shart

23 “piss my pants” arrests under Herban’s “watch”. Alas, Two National Championships make it worth it. Besides all of the other things that Gators truly hold dear (jorts, nat light etc…). It is all about:”National Championships.” I am howling like mike slive with jeremy foley’s fist inserted into my ass and working me like a…
Blazer Chronicles

Mar 27, 2009

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Capers Barr

in 890 SAT, America’s Penis, Bat Shit Crazy, Brokeback, cooking and food, coon ass, Cromptonites, douches, dumb-ass, Film Threat, fisher deberry, florida gators, haiku, Hair, Jon Crompton, Outlaw Program, rachel ray, Rachelle Leah, sammy sosa, satire, SEC Football, Tranny, Tuna

Superb douchebag but, if validity and truthfulness were cotton, there wouldn’t be enough to make a Kotex for a flea..aone star performance by a 5 star douchebag. “Gold? Gold will get you Jona’s Brothers tickets. Black? Black will get you all three of them sucking your dick.” I just think FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU……..!!!

Category: douches

Domeophobia

#23 for Herban

Blazer Chronicles