What is Domeophobia? Defined as “Fear of The Notre Dame”, each year this surprisingly common phobia in the State that is known as America’s Penis causes countless panhandle rednecks needless distress.

What is different this year? Tebow is leaving after this season to triumphantly follow in Alex Smith’s NFL footsteps. Gator fans, get your nose out of the glue. please. i am getting worried about you.

Ahh yes.  Finebaum stirring the heathens.  On Herban Meyer:  “He’s cold blooded. He recruits like a serial killer.” I am laughing like Marcus Thomas after huge bong hit. Any wonder why  Gators call him “Herb”?

Same creepy, dead, vacant eyes, never seen together…these Herb and Karr…..

Urban Meyer is probably leaving Florida after the season to go to Notre Dame. Meyer says he’s not going. He insists he loves it in Gainesville and has no intention of taking a position he once described as “my dream job.”

So how do I know Meyer is not telling the truth? Easy. Meyer’s lips moved when he denied the story. Paul Finebaum | Press-Register Sports Columnist – al.com

And if you need confirmation that he is a serial killer, then watch the mole. The mole over his eye. Like Josey Wales spitting tobacco before he kills somebody….Herban’s mole twitches when he does something classy; Like when he takes a dump in his 501 buttonfly denim jorts.

Florida? you may think you own us now but we owned you 30 years ago! ha! you’re so pathetic!

Tough, unyielding and resolute. Meyer’s program is known of it’s “hard as a rock ” discipline, his unflappable on the field demeanor, and firm grasp of his emotions during press conferences, traits that have endeared us all to the genius that is Herban Meyer. should he continue on the path he is now traveling, one day he can and will be mentioned in the same breath as other great Irish coaches like Davie, Willingham, Moeller, Faust and Weis.  all a credit to their profession.

Herban Meyer?

I say let him rot up on his pedestal of arrogance and hades while he continues to bask in the glow of the Golden Dome.