(Saban our money, get it?)
(Editor note, this report very similar to Frank Solich’s GHB/DUI incident) Reports out of Miami and the Tuscaloosa Free Health Clinic now indicate that Nick Saban had a hair analysis test ran and it was confirmed that he had been drugged. The GHB (Date Rape Drug) levels in his system were extremely elevated, which caused him to “pass out” within 20 minutes of the drug entering his system. GHB is known to cause drowsiness, dizziness, nausea and visual disturbances in low doses. In larger doses, the drug can cause unconsciousness, seizures, severe respiratory depression, and comas, according to the Drug Enforcement Administration.
(Saban appears dizzy, glassied eyed and drowsy in this photo)
Saban has been working to have this information released to the public, but has not received the necessary full support of the Alabama Athletic Director Mal Moore. The Athletic Director is beside himself, as is Nick, and well, most of the rest of us this close to the situation. The school is a notorious party school, frequently finding themselves in the TOP 5 party schools in the US, including the last 2 years that I am aware of. They have also recently had at least 3 individuals, presumably in Tuscaloosa Chalet Ridge Mobile Home Park that have been “busted” for distributing prescription drugs to be sold via non-legal means. Interestingly, the bartender at a local establishment is a hippy child, who happens to be the long time trailer park resident in Tuscaloosa area that has access to this drug, GHB.

(Nick we understand now, we understand it is not your fault)
(Saban appears disoriented and confused in his surroundings)
(Nick Saban is such a bad boy!!!!)

(Remember, Mike Price was fired for this behavior)
This is a conspiracy. A conspiracy to restore Bama to its rightful place. Hook or crook, Bama has not held back. While we would be shocked if the local DA or University is willing to investigate any further that to find a way to NOT implicate the locals, the facts of this “incident” will eventually be released. It may come to light when Nick finally has had enough and goes public himself, after he comes to his senses (if that everoccurs) and realize what a jam he has gotten into by quitting the Dolphins to coach Alabama.
A prudent man can clearly see from the photos that Saban is under the influence of some type of substance. In fact, Mike Price was fired for performing the very acts that Saban is performing with the woman in those pictures. Saban appears to be urged to participate in this less than Baptist behavior. There is an obvious conspiracy to keep Saban in the Bama fold with incriminating photos and designer drugs. Realistically, it could take Saban years to “wake up”. Case in point, it took Bama Coach Dennis Franchione 2 full seasons to realize that there was something funny in the water. Of course, Coach Fran is persona non grata in Alabama for doing to Bama exactly what Saban has done to the Dolphins.
Further proof of the conspiracy. Note the arrows on the photo below:
- The ugliest houndstooth ball cap
- The unsavory behavior that got Mike Price canned Here is more info on our Bama Honey link
- Lee Harvey Oswald. Yes, Oswald is a bammer, living under the Witness Protection Program






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