We believe that Les Miles wears those big trucker  hats because he has to contain the butterflies that flyaround in his huge cranium.  LSU might consider Alabama to be the #1 rival now, but we believe that Bama might rank LSU #3 or 4 behind Auburn and Tennessee.  Has Saban destroyed Lester’s mind?   Has Jimbo’s departure removed the remaining adult supervision from Baton  Rouge? 

It was really hard to understand what Les and these people were saying.  Miles sprinkles some raucous  corndog Coonass F-bombs all over the place. 

Looking like a WWE or UCF Challenger or an even more weirder version of Batshit Crazy Ed Orgeron giving himself a titty-twister or Nick Saban’s Unruly Feathered Angel Winged Bangs or Howard Dean impaling himself on pole, Les screams “We took two from the state of Alabama!”

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