Should I wear black with these shoes? Does this garnet go with my pants? Oh the fuss! Carolina fans are more prissy than a high school junior going to her first prom.
Is there any other fanbase in college football that tries so hard to manufacture a tradition? Black Outs, White Outs, Garnet Outs, Cock Outs, the list goes on and on. Throw in the dirty little secret that the affformentioned have never translated into victory and you have a sad situation in Columbia.
Schools like Tennessee, BAMA, Notre Dame, and Ohio State don’t have to be told what colors to wear. You know why? Because we don’t have to make a hot steaming bowl of Instant Tradition when we are hungry for a win.
Try winning for a change. Now there is a tradition to be proud of.
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