Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

As you know, Mercedes De La Renta jumped out to an early lead in the battle for Lloyd and let me assure you she has done nothing to diminish her lead over the course of the past few days.  She is smoking the competition. I will visit her this weekend in the mountains of North Carolina. How can somebody have a voice so precious yet a mouth so dirty? You should have heard the things she told me on the phone last night. Enough to make even LWSatan blush.

Susan has flipped out as she notices that I am becoming more distant. She is chasing me and Lloyd no likey. I will soon drop her from the roster. I was supposed to visit her Friday, but she is freaking me out. I know I am irresistable, but come on. Get a grip you crazy bitch.

Sarah – No need to even comment. I cut her after the first practice.

 More updates soon……………………………………………………..

4 responses to “Lloyd Braun’s World Tour Update”

  1. Lloyd, perhaps you should try Elimidate or Next.

  2. Trebek – Did you get blacklisted too?

  3. Starchild, I have been blacklisted 3 times now, but am back in action thanks to Hubbs. He stood up to Satan for me.

  4. Maybe you should audition for The Real World.

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