Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

KNOXVILLE, Tenn. – Tennessee is promoting its matchup with No. 20 Kentucky as if it’s the game of the year. Volunteers coach Bruce Pearl wants it to be, and he believes the only way to make the rivalry special is to win more often.Tennessee (17-8, 5-5 Southeastern Conference) gets another chance tonight on national TV, and there’s more going on besides the game. 

Former star Bernard King will have his number retired at halftime in his first official visit to campus since his playing days. He will be the first men’s player to have his number retired.  Fans are encouraged to wear orange as part of the promotion “Paint the Town Orange,” and yes, Pearl and Tubby will be wearing those blinding orange blazers together.

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We have written some ‘Modified’ Haiku as tribute to the SEC”s  Standard excellence in Basketball….The University of Kentucky !!!

 Ode #1 

Run run run run
Up through the bluegrass
Perhaps the Cats win
Perhaps they do not

Who knows the outcome
As always you must consult Chu
Seeing into the future and drinking are specialties

Radical thinking, spread offense on the floor
All guards flashing and shooting
Centers non existent
In the dark of the winter night we come
Streaking like naked men on a tennis court
Tennessee is hosting Tubby

 

ODE #2

Just saying, but isn’t it spelled “Brane”
Udder lunacy abounds
Did I tell you to come here Goose?
Did I?

Where have all the old Cats gone?
Heretical I say.
Otherwise this site is nothing
Reelin in the years
Everybody remembers the 60’s

ODE #3

Sparks v. Lofton
Pearl v. Tubbs
As with any matchup, it is all on the line
Ricky Bobby willl be full and loud
Kentucky blue worn true and proud
Something is going to give

Is this the night we take it back  Knoxville?
Surely that time has come

Tennessee is fast and determined
Ryan Childress  must play his best game
All eyes on this court tonight
Sports don’t get any better
Home court whistles may be needed 

17 responses to “Paint It Orange; A Tribute to the Kentucky Wildcats”

  1. Walker, Texas Ranger Avatar
    Walker, Texas Ranger

    Rupp is a racist, Judd is a whore and sparks is trash?

    Figures that the UK Fans can’t read from top to bottom

    Nice poems there dink-a-links

  2. Deep.

  3. Figures that Kentucky fans would miss that

  4. chris leak's 4.5 forty hookslide Avatar
    chris leak’s 4.5 forty hookslide

    just wanted to share a piece of personal information with you. I’ve got a…a chubby right now because THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST AWESOME EXPERIENCES OF MY LIFE!! I’M GETTIN’ TO READTHE LWS I CAN’T BELIEVE IT OH MY GOD!!!

  5. Cal Naughton, Jr. Avatar
    Cal Naughton, Jr.

    I like to think of Tubby as wearin’ a Tuxedo T-shirt, ’cause it says, like, “I want to be formal, but I’m here to party too.” I like to party, so I like my Tubby to party.

  6. There are more hills in Tennessee Avatar
    There are more hills in Tennessee

    Aww, you Tennessee fans and your big blue envy is so cute.

  7. UK Fans, I dare you, I double dog dare you to link this to any prominent (Rivals /Scout etc…) Kentucky Basketball Message Board

  8. I know why you got more hits. Avatar
    I know why you got more hits.
  9. Dude, it is already linked there

  10. was i better than mashburn? ok, ok i KNOW i was better than that short dude with the mustache. whatwas his name? feldhouse?something.

  11. I have an idea, why not just change UT’s colors to Blue and White and you can be the Tennessee Wildcats. Obviously, you have much envy for my cats, but like all of us UK fans know, every school tries to emulate, but none can duplicate the Big Blue!

  12. You know I like UK better, deep down.

  13. scooter mcfadgon Avatar
    scooter mcfadgon

    we all do.

  14. Ron Slay would kick Noah’s ass

  15. i’d put my money on dane bradshaw any day of the week.

  16. The pearl necklace Tubby is wearing Avatar
    The pearl necklace Tubby is wearing

    Who’s retarded now?

  17. Adolph Rupp's corpse... Avatar
    Adolph Rupp’s corpse…

    Pearl is my sensai…

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