Above Nick Saban seems to be saying “Alabama, Fuck Yeah”, as he proudly showcases the hypnotic wings that inspired Cal Naughton Jr., the ‘Shake’ of the Shake and Bake Team of Ricky Bobby to say the following:

I like to think of Jesus with, like, big eagle’s wings, singin’ lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with, like, an angel band, and I’m in the front row, and I’m hammered drunk…


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4 responses to “Nick Saban’s Feathered Angel-Winged Bangs Bouffant Hairdo Faces Challenges”

  1. john amaechi admire's nick saban's mop Avatar
    john amaechi admire’s nick saban’s mop

    i like

  2. But remember two things:

    1) Stallone is not a college football coach.

    2) Saban is already in trouble. Has no one noticed his bald spot?

    3) Orgeron might have the best hair in Division 1-A. If only he had something underneath it.

  3. Sorry. Three things.

  4. Stallone could coach football if he wished.

    Saban’s bald spot is an “urban legend”

    Orgeron reminds me of a young Patrick Duffy

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