Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

Fucking eat it Gators. Sweet stinky weed is the root of all evil for the Bengals of the SEC. The good news was that the always classy Florida players didn’t suckerpunch any cheerleaders or unsuspecting fans after losing again.

“We have to stick together,” Noah said. “We have some issues right now (really? Thanks Dick Vitale). Everybody had to look in the mirror, stay focused and work toward the same goal, which is winning the game.”

Florida players promised more effort, more intensity and more desire in Tuesday night’s nationally-televised showdown with Tennessee.

In stretches, they delivered. Ultimately, defensive lapses, turnovers and tired shooting again doomed a Gator team that displayed its championship swagger too late.

7 responses to “Bruce Pearl gives Gameball to Dickie V”

  1. Did you notice that Dickie V had a gay crush on Dane Bradshaw? Creepy.

  2. Phil Fumer secretly wishes he was Bruce Pearl.

  3. T-KGB -- (Taurean "Killer" Green "Buds") Avatar
    T-KGB — (Taurean “Killer” Green “Buds”)

    Man — that Bradshaw kid is a baller. Well done fuckers, nothing to say here except that totally sucked watching you guys take my boys behind the woodshed. At least we were able to make it a laugher instead of the jailhouse yard gang rape it looked like it was going to be. Good luck in the Tourney, you fucking Redneck bastards. Oh, and P.S. — Bruce Pearl is jacked. Someone should test him for The Clear.

  4. That’s right, bitches. Penis Claus was in the house. Florida was like a vagina in a dick factory just as I predicted.

    Bradshawed.

  5. peyton manning looked like he wanted to go on the court and sing rocky top. what a queer. im going to give him so much shit.

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    i’m john brady?

    i thought they attacked the goal well.

  7. Booger McFarland Avatar
    Booger McFarland

    i wish eli played on the team so i could sack him at practice.

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