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LSU’s women’s coach resigns

LSU’s women’s basketball coach and appropriately named Pokey Chapman has resigned under pressure due to “allegedly” having illicit relations with former players, per ESPN. Apparently, LSU officials frown upon their female coaches doing a little rug-munching. Or maybe they were upset that they weren’t allowed to watch. A few questions do come to mind, though.…

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LSU’s women’s basketball coach and appropriately named Pokey Chapman has resigned under pressure due to “allegedly” having illicit relations with former players, per ESPN.

Apparently, LSU officials frown upon their female coaches doing a little rug-munching. Or maybe they were upset that they weren’t allowed to watch.

A few questions do come to mind, though. Like how are her teams so good when they obviously don’t get a lot of practice handling balls? Will Oregon State be her next stop?

We here at LWS hope that Pokey is given a second chance to strap her head on straight and lick her problem.

11 responses to “LSU’s women’s coach resigns”

  1. patrickdonohue Avatar
    patrickdonohue

    Wow. I’ve never seen a straight news story take on such blatant (and borderline gross) sexual overtones.. well done.

  2. Poster formerly known as Irishjihad Avatar
    Poster formerly known as Irishjihad

    There were so many possible double entendres, it was hard to narrow it down.

  3. Troy Avatar
    Troy

    It’s sad to see her leave. I don’t watch much women’s college basketball, but during March time (and guess what? It’s March!), I will always catch a few games, and I remember her bringing LSU all the way to the Final Four the other year. She’s captured that accomplishments, and I’m sure many others being that catalyst for that Tigers team. It’s sad to see she’s leaving the college.

  4. poopliquor Avatar
    poopliquor

    Yep, Pokey was a players’ coach. She licked player problems.

  5. Quagmire Avatar
    Quagmire

    They should have given her a contract extension…and a camcorder.

  6. Willie B Ham Avatar
    Willie B Ham

    Man, that is so bad, you can’t even do it with a consenting adult and everybody gets so pushed out of shape.
    I wish she were in that very sitting position with me under her doin a little rug munchie business. yo.

  7. sONIA Avatar
    sONIA

    NASTY POSTINGS
    TOO BAD
    SHE WAS A WONDERFUL COACH
    AND I FOR ONE WILL MISS HER VERY MUCH

  8. midsouthduckhunter Avatar
    midsouthduckhunter

    I’m with willie, I’d love to have her snarling like that and laying a big turd on my chest. It get’s me off like watching the Tide play basketball this year.

  9. floyd rongonski Avatar
    floyd rongonski

    Ol’ clit-fer-brainz, Mz Chapman should know better that to defecate where she eatz. What a maroon. Muff divers for Hillary.

  10. koolaid Avatar
    koolaid

    Stupid people. Turn the porn off and pick up a bible.

  11. scarpe Avatar
    scarpe

    Ich besichtige deinen Aufstellungsort wieder bald fur sicheres!

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