Only in Florida do they hold a contest for the best mullet. The mullet is best described as “all business in the front and a big party in the back”. Others have described it as the Gainesville 3:16, 3 inches in the front and 16 in the back.
The contest held in Jacksonville, boasts a garish 6 foot trophy that is presented at a Monster Truck Rally (go figure). This year’s winners name is Dakota (go figure again). Dakota is a name that rednecks like to stick on their kids because it they believe it is cool in a dreamcatcher kinda way. In reality the name has all of the elegance of a Gainesville meth lab.
This story is only missing the essential Jorts to complete the Gator Redneck Trifecta.
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