In the nation’s capital today, President Bush did the obligatory ‘let’s honor college football’s national champs’. It was debated whether the Gators would be invited to the White House, seeing that having so many future felons in D.C. could be construed as a breach in national security. But White House staffers were quoted as saying that extra FBI agents and a few thousand national guardsmen were on hand to “oversee” the event, and each and every Gator was searched for assault rifles.
One puzzling moment occured, however. During Chris Leak’s speech (there was a translator on hand for the crowd), the much maligned, sharting starting quarterback said, “This is the day we turned the White House into the Swamp.” Yet there were no reported sightings of tank tops, mullets, or jorts.
In a bold move, Herban Meyer took this opportunity to push his mota movement on the Commander in Chief. He met with President Bush in private to discuss legalizing the sweet sticky icky. Bush, according to reports, was not unreceptive to the idea.
(Hmmm, 42 would’ve been too obvious, good call Herban.)
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