Listening to Colin Cowherd completely bury his face into Florida’s jockstrap, it became very clear that Cowherd is a complete idiot (Please don’t hurt us Colin). He made the statement that Foley’s hire of Ron Zook was the worst hire in the SEC. [ESPN Podcast] Do you think in 30 years or so the Herban Meyer will have big ol’ picture of Zook on black velvet in his living room to genuflect upon? We do…
Ron Zook built this year’s Gator national champion team. For some reason, Cowherd saying Zook was the worst really pissed me off. Why? Because Ed Orgeron is easily the worst coach in the SEC.
[Foley is one ugly fuck. I mean gee-whiz, Noah looks pretty compared to this dilrod.]
Ron Zook gets no respect. But he sure can recruit, ask Urban Meyer what he thinks of Zook’s recruiting abilities. Zook as been catching a lot of heat lately as he rebuilds Illinois. But compare Zook to Ed Orgeron, at least Ron Zook had a winning 
season at Florida. What has Ed Orgeron done lately? How does he continue to recruit quality players and still lose games. Better yet, why is he still coaching at Ole Miss? Next year at this time, Ole Miss fans will completely disavow supporting this guy.
Some will never associate the word “Great” with jamming one’s pecker in a tailpipe or blowing one’s ass into five pieces with a firecracker. Certainly, Ed Ogeron doesn’t strike anyone as brilliant when he first appeared on the Ole Miss sideline in 2005. How about the time when he exited the practice field complaining about the importance of getting out of a Port-O-Potty before tipping it on its side. Coach O’s purpose is to provide experience in life lessons. Important things like: Don’t wipe your dick on your girlfriend’s curtains in front of her mom; don’t eat road kill off the road on the way to work; don’t shoot yourself in the crotch with a BB gun to see if it will hurt. The kind of lessons that his Dad never got around to teaching him. There is so much to take away from the misadventures of one man. Here is what Coach O brings to Ole Miss:
Ed Orgeron is a “relentless recruiter” says Pete Boone, the Rainman of SEC Athletic Directors.
Ed might be bringing in talent, but it is clear he doesn’t know what to do with it. Kinda like having a big weiner and having a premature ejaculation problem at the same time. There is no need to look up fancy stats on wins/losses or numbers of 
stars per recruiting class on this one. This easily passes the eyeball failure test. If it smells like poo then it probably is poop and we think that Coach Orgeron sucks. But maybe Pete Boone smarter than everyone thinks he is? Is Boone’s plan like an onion? Several layers deep and Orgeron is just one rancid layer?
“Don’t confuse activity with achievement,” that is clearly Ed’s mantra for the lovable losers of Oxford. At Southern Cal, Ed was known as defensive specialist, but the Rebs finished 11th in total defense and for some reason Ole Miss fans and administration seem OK with that because “he recruits real good”. Who can forget that O recruited a player, Jerrell Powe, that could not read or write stating that “reading is for pussies”. Powe has nothing to do with this, I am just mesmerized that O would try to recruit a kid like that.
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