Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

A lot of discussion on the message boards over the composition of one pound of congealed backfat from UGA QB Matt Stafford.  First, can anyone guess which QB below is Stafford?  Is this guy fat or has he slimmed down to a Tebow Fluffer’s wet dream?

And just in case UGA forgets:

28 responses to “Is Matt Stafford Fat? This is why UGA Sucks”

  1. Reminds me of Josh McRoberts this year. Looks like they took a bunch of HGH, but forgot to work out.

  2. cincinnatibowtie Avatar
    cincinnatibowtie

    I thought that was supposed to be Volzown in that picture?!? Get me some Krystals and throw some D’s on dat bitch, nickles.

  3. SeminoleUprising Avatar
    SeminoleUprising

    That is not fat, it is a bullet proof vest. The dogs are going into gunsville to play florida at home!

  4. man
    u suck dick

  5. dawgs rule knowshon nd stafford will win them the bcs title game in 2008, go dawgs!

  6. Fuck all of you all 08 All the way baby Stafford, Moreno and King good luck finding and Videos like that next year

    BCS here we come

  7. Dawgs are awesome!Stafford and Knowshon all the way baby!

  8. like omg stafford is my hero!!!knowshon is like a gazel when he runs

  9. dude that floyd cat is a little gay

  10. My boy #7 might be PHAT. Boys got a rocket arm, head for the game, and a big heart. He will play on Sundays. And either he wins the Heismann or UGA win’s the National Championship in the next two years. (mark it down)

    And Knowshown is just a bad man, you try and tackle him.

    Good Luck Dawgs.

  11. FOR ALL THE HATERS HERE….IT’S TIME FOR ALL YOU PUNKS TO EAT THE TRASH YOU LIKE TO TALK! UGA – ALL THE WAY THIS YEAR, AND DON’T YA’LL BE CRYING LIKE LITTLE GIRLS WHEN IT HAPPENS, CAUSE ALL OF US DAWG FANS HAVE ALREADY WARNED YOU!!!! GO DAWGS! SICK ‘EM!

  12. All you DAWG(sic) fans warn everybody every year. Then You blow it like always (UF, Auburn, Tennessee, Vanderbilt, hell, you name it, they’ve ruined your season). Nobody cares about the DAWGS(sic) and nobody will until you guys win something meaningful (It’s been what? 30 years?)

  13. AND THE STUPID EARLY 80’S HAIR DOESN’T ADD TO HIS INTELLIGENCE NONE, EITHER.

  14. FLORIDA AND ALABAMA–WHERE ARE THE FARTDOGS?

  15. Matt Stafford looks like the typical stupid Georgia Graduate that eventually turns into Sonny Perdue. And that is why UGA is evil.

  16. On the eighth day, God created UGA. Because he needed to take a really long dump.

  17. Are those Man Boobs on Matt? Looks like it. All you UGA chubby chasers should be hard.

  18. wow… thats every single good play Tennessee has ever run! That is amazing! wait… no… its not that amazing… tennessee does really suck at football… and basketball… and baseball… and… well… just about everything… even tennessee’s girls are butt ugly… damn… i sure am glad im not from tennessee… GO DAWGS!!!

  19. TENNESSEE SUCKS DONKEY DICK!!!

  20. TENNESSEE IS FULL OF HOMOS AND IMBREDS. FUCK TENNESSEE!!!

  21. 20 and 21, Tits or GTFO. Pics now

  22. OMG! some HP Scots or UGA sorority girls just talked shit, fuck off.

    Stafford was a virgin in the poon rich environment of Highland Park until he inked with UGA, and have have A1 sources to confirm this.

    I wish the best for him tho, no more chlamydia infested UGA co-eds for him, soon it will be top notch NFL groupies.

  23. Is Stafford still on the Slim Slow diet, lol?

  24. RideThisBlackCowboy Avatar
    RideThisBlackCowboy

    Let’s see…Do I deserve to remark on Matthew Stafford’s physique?(I’m 55,56 July 6;
    5-9,212 lb.,with a 48” Chest Normal,50” Chest Expanded,42” Waist and 181/2” Biceps
    amongst my vitals.)
    Anyway,I don’t care if dude is 6-6,424 lb.,as was Aaron Gibson from ’99-’05(speaking
    of HUGE busts,literally and figuratively)so long as he leads us to a Super Bowl 45 Vic-
    tory!!!!

  25. steve winburn Avatar
    steve winburn

    Nothing says fat like a 72 million first round pick.

  26. buys a lot of Bear Claws

  27. Guess what UGA won both of those GT games and the LSU game the only 1s they lost were UF WV and TENN so great way to put UGA down by showing games we won , you guys are smart.

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