Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

How in the blue hell do you wind up $155, 411 in the hole after a $17 million dollar payday? Frankly, it is not to surprising that the Gators could screw this up. My money is on Jeremy Foley and Chris Leak for getting fleeced.  [TBO Sports] Both of these rocket scientists  were probably easy and lucrative marks for a Nigerian Email Phishing scam like the one below:

MyDear Good Friend,

I am very happy to inform you about my success in
getting that fund now; I want you to contact my
Secretary on the information below:

Ask him to send you the total sum of $17.0 million. US dollars
in a certify bank draft, which I kept for your compensation. Contact him on this email: anthony_ifeanyi1@yahoo.fr

I will say it again, Barry Switzer when he was running that outlaw program at Oklahoma thought it would last forever too. This has be more red flags to the NCAA that something is fucked up in Gunsville.

Other competing theories:

It really must be good to be Chris Rainey [EDSBS] or the Gainesville Police Department.

One can only speculate that with all of the arrests only since National Signing Day that the costs of “sweeping it under the carpet” in Gainesville is becoming cost prohibitive.

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