Here are some interesting Chat questions and answers with Big 10/Notre Dame Fluffer Bean Cook. Beano Cook, creator of the Perfect Storm Tailgate/National Signing Day Kits [Tailgate and NSD Kit]. I really tried to find anything that didn’t relate to the Big 10 and Notre Dame, I was not successful. At least he kinda slaps the Big East..a little.

Matt(Charleston,WV): Beano, When are you ever going to give the Big East a chance? You know how well the conference did last year(5-0) in bowl games. Yet you still say we’re undeserving and the worst. Have WVU, Rutgers, and Louisville proven NOTHING TO YOU??!…you’re at least driving the WVU faithful crazy with your constant negativity on our team and the Big East. Can or will we ever earn your respect?? WVU did in 88 and we weren’t even in a conference..what’s so different now??

Beano Cook: One year. George Constanza got lucky every once in a while. You have to do it for a 4-5 year period. Remember, I do root for the Big East teams. Why do you think West Va. is 7-1 and Florida is 8-1? The Gators play in the most difficult conference.

LWS’s answer is that Big East sucks [search for “Big East” on this blog. Here is one story you will find, Weakness]. Matt is the typical Big East Fan, looking for respect from the Big Boy Schools. The Big East doesn’t get any respect from this blog.

The Big East fucking monster legend was created by Mark Richt and UGA (Sugar Bowl loss to WVU) and then further enhanced by the ESPN Thursday Night Football. UGA should be docked scholarships and banned from Bowls. I will save you the trouble, here is the Big East search [Big East Sucks]

Remy – Atl: Hi Beano – what do you expect from UA in its first year under Saban? They have a pretty rough schedule, but a lot of the big ones are at home…. Thanks!!

Beano Cook: He is a heckuva coach. They will pull an upset somewhere along the line. Alabama has athletes and they will upset somebody.

LWS’s answer: BCS bowl or bust bitches for Bama. That is the fucking standard. If Saban and his perfect Feathered Angel winged Bangs don’t succeed, fire his ass.

Deron : name the 3 college football spectacles a person has to see before they die

Beano Cook: Dotting of the I at Ohio State…the singing of the alma maters after the Army-Navy game, and the USC song girls. Pretty good threesome.

LWS: Only go to OSU, if Chris Leak can carry his calgary canada clipboard to dot the I. We would recommend these three:

Ed Orgeron giving his players titty twisters before, during and after the game. Orgeron castrating a bull and a press conference where Orgeron is pissed and has to talk a lot.

Mike (Lexington, KY): Hey D-Day, besides a Notre Dame game what is the best college game you have ever witnessed and why?

Beano Cook: 1973 national championship game, Notre Dame 24, Alabama 23…best game I saw in person. On TV, 1971-Oklahoma-Nebraska or 2005-USC-Texas national title game. By the way Brewers won 3-1.

LWS: Fucking shameless Notre Dame fellating there Mike. You should rephrase the question to : “who has the prettiest FUPA? Beano or Charlie? Check this site for more FUPAs [Hunters].

Cameron (Choctaw, OK): What do you see LSU doing this year?

Beano Cook: I think LSU and Florida are the two teams to play for the SEC title. Anytime you lose a QB like JaMarcus Russell there is a void, but they have a kid named Flynn who is a different type of QB who is pretty good. The Tigers will always have a lot of depth and talent.

LWS: Exactly, that pick is predicated on Florida not getting the SMU Death Penalty between now and August. Barry Switzer knows outlaw football programs [Barry Smiles]…