The entry below is off of a prominent Gator football board. This was so geigh that I felt obligated to to post it here. Of course, I was able to interpet what the Gator really meant. Think of it like Mayan hieroglyphics, undercovering the secret man-crushes of Gators as they offer their wives (or themselves) to Gator Athletes. Anyone remember this Gator offering his wife to Rex “Little Bitty Hands” Grossman? [Cuckold Gator]
This is the story of Steel Gator:
So I’m waiting for a seat at a restaurant on Friday night, it was one of those classy joints where they put your picture on the wall if you eat their big burger. And the waitress comes by and hangs up a picture. The guy in the picture is wearing an orange & blue shirt, so my friend says, “Hey, look, he’s a gator.” None of us got up to take a close look at the picture.
So another 5 minutes or so goes by, and the guy turns the corner and my wife says, “That guy in the picture, it’s Tim Tebow!” So I turn to see, and sure enough, here comes Tim Tebow right at me. At first I’m playing it cool, just watching from afar. But then I realize, how often do I get this chance, so I got up out of my chair and went and shook his hand and said, “It’s a pleasure to meet you. Great job!” and I gave him a pat on the back. I have not washed my hands, but I did touch myself in my Special/Sensitive Spot with the hand that touched Tebow!!
I then let him have sex with my wife and he made me pay for his burger.
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