whips the Barn’s ass? Wake up people!!! USF is an excellent team and are probably ranked higher than AU. The thing about USF that will surprise Auburn is their speed, especially on defense. I think USF wins by 2 TDs…easy. I could be wrong but I’m not, so Ill put 10.00 on USF. no points needed. When USF delivers a karate blow to old wingnut, Barn fans will be screaming for the return of Terry Bowden…Mountain Momma…Take me home….
This is just a little taste of the kind of verbal ass-whippings I will be administering to you SEC Homers. Tomorrow is my big debut!!!!
Quick, someone, anyone?? What is Big East-phobia? It is defined as “An SEC Teams Fear of Being Embarrassed in Public”, each year this surprisingly common Auburn/Athens/Gainesville areas. This phobia causes countless people needless distress. Hopefully we can help those who are affected by this devastating condition.
Auburn’s “tradition” doesn’t mean a thing when the chin-straps are buckled and those hands press against the line of scrimmage. After watching USF’s speed and athleticism in person last season at Mountaineer field, I’m a believer.
Auburn is down this year. USF is UP this year. Not only will USF give Auburn a game, they will beat them.
Here is the likely scenario. I imagine that radio pundits (Cowherd) would say it didn’t mean anything and CBS sports commentators would make excuses as to why Auburn wasn’t taking USF seriously, etc… Then all the SEC fans would talk about how they have all this tradition, etc. and all collectively would say winning one isolated game doesn’t mean anything because USF doesn’t play an entire SEC conference schedule so they are more rested, etc… All the SEC apologists will be out in full force. That is what I imagine will happen.
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