Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

How does a fine Christian young man handle adversity? He blames others.

Geightor QB Timmy Tebow is angry with Coach Phil Fulmer. Why is Timmy so upset with the big guy? Because Tebow was humiliated when Tennessee allowed him to sign (Tim uses an “X” as a signature) with Florida. Tim and Jerrell Powe, if they could read, would get a kick out of that.

Timmy has never recovered emotionally. Read his smart dumb ass (The association of words “smart” with Tebow is prohibited, 890 SAT Score is in effect) bulletin board quotes. Hey Timmy, you Gates watch the Joey Kent hit and we will watch the Ryan Karl hit on Caldwell’s femur. I felt bad for Caldwell…… not really.

Who does this woman think she is that she can speak among men? Looks like that Timmy still has some sand in his labia. Here is the interview:

“I knew that I liked Florida a lot more than Tennessee when I was watching that game,” he said. “I think I was the only one not chanting ‘Rocky Top’. I would have had a better time if Florida would have won. I tried to have an open mind as a I checked out the school, but I knew as I left I didn’t want to go there and it wasn’t the right place for me. I didn’t get a feel for it, and I didn’t get a feel for the coaches.” (OK Timmy, we hope you can heal)

Tebow said Meyer had shown former UF safety Lawrence Wright’s devastating 1995 hit on Tennessee wide receiver Joey Kent about 10 times. (Karl hits Caldwell again,oh’ snap’ horrific!!!)
“I feel bad for Joey Kent,” Tebow said. “Not really, but that was a phenomenal hit. Safeties have been watching that probably across the country since it happened. That’s what a safety dreams about. Throwing a speed post late over the middle, that’s not a good deal for a receiver.”

One response to “One toke over the line, sweet Jesus”

  1. The male WVU fans will be drooling, DROOLING I say over this pic. Anytime they get a pic that has two men holding the same ball the party begins. Just to throw them a bone I suggest a little George Michael or maybe some of their pics from the album entitled “Our Trip the Blue Oyster”. Go Mountainqueers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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