Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

but we have our share of wide stanced pole smokers too.

21 responses to “I know this must be hard to believe”

  1. Don't sell Houston short Avatar
    Don’t sell Houston short

    No Fruit Sucks like a Big Orange . . . .

    By the way, how many SEC championships has Phil Fulmer won during his looooooooooong tenure in Knoxville? I think it is a grand total of TWO. And he hasn’t won a championship of any kind during this millenium . . .correct? Yes that IS correct I think . . . .

    Come to think of it, Phat Phil hasn’t even surpassed the SEC championship totals of Johnny Majors, has he?

  2. Don't sell Houston short Avatar
    Don’t sell Houston short

    In truth, Jonny Majors won THREE SEC championships – something Phat Phil will never accomplish.

  3. Thanks my faithful Barner. Can you assist im counting the number of NCs from the Barn? The “Peoples Champion” doesnt count.

    I will hang up and listen

  4. C’mon man, how many SEC championships has any one coach won during Fulmer’s tenure?

    Spurrier – 4
    Richt – 2
    Saban – 2

    The SEC is the only conference where you have to coach against the likes of Fulmer, Spurrier, Saban, Richt, and Miles. Shit, even Rich Brooks won championships in other leagues (pac 10) and look like shit in the SEC. It’s just very difficult.

    You can’t win it all every year – other conferences have less intimidating coaches. In the Big 10 you’ve got one coach, Tressell, in the Big 12, again, two, Stoops and Brown, in the WAC-10 it’s Carroll and that fella from Cal.

  5. Jai just applied the Diamond Cutter.

    The People’s Champions? Ouch.

  6. Don't sell Houston short Avatar
    Don’t sell Houston short

    Err . . .Phat Phil has been a HC in this conference for 15 years and has TWO championships. Saban has that many in 5. Richt hasn’t been around as long as the Pumpkin – ditto Spurrier during the time frame YOU set.

    Both Johnny Majors and Doug Dickey – those coaching masterminds – exceeded Phat Phils championship production at UT.

    Pat Dye won 4 SEC titles in 10 seasons at AU, BTW.

    Facts are stubborn things,. Even Big Orange BS can’t budge them.

  7. Don't sell Houston short Avatar
    Don’t sell Houston short

    And BTW Jai – in that MNC you are so proud of at UT – if Arkansas takes a knee UT wouldn’t have even made the SEC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME. Damn lucky – but you have it fair and relatively square.

    Enjoy it. Phil will never win another championship. He’s starting a second decade of championship-free football at UT now. Enjoy it.

  8. Don't sell Houston short Avatar
    Don’t sell Houston short

    Oh – for LSUfootballanalyst – Spurrier has won FIVE SEC titles since Fulmer has been the HC at UT, not 4 as you said. (source: Wikipedia)

    So it goes like this: Fulmer: 15 years – 2 titles
    Spurrier: 14 years – 5 titles
    Saban: 5 years – 2 titles
    Pat Dye: 12 years – 4 titles

  9. lsufootballanalyst leaves Meyer out as one of the Top Coaches in the SEC. Awesome.

  10. Poonshed Wallace Avatar
    Poonshed Wallace

    How can you just assume that those coaches are going to continue to win championships at that rate?

    That is like giving credit for shit that hasn’t happened yet.

  11. Don't sell Houston short Avatar
    Don’t sell Houston short

    You can safely assume Phil Fulmer will never win another championship. He’s heading for a second decade of banner-free seasons right now.

    As for the crack about the “People’s National Championship” Auburn – unlike UT – has an SEC championship in this millineum.

    Children who were in first grade when Phat Phil won his LAST championship are now approaching their high school graduation . . .

  12. there are old people that have fought in WW1, WW2, Korea, Viet Nam, Panama, DS1 and 2, OIF OEF that are waiting for the Barn to win a NC

  13. Don't sell Houston short Avatar
    Don’t sell Houston short

    There are AU football players on campus RIGHT NOW with an SEC Championship ring. We don’t have to pin our pride on stuff that happened when MC Hammer was a hot act . . .

  14. Stop being a dick, I said National Championships

  15. Don't sell Houston short Avatar
    Don’t sell Houston short

    NCs are mythical . . .those two massive beat-downs AU gave UT in 2004 are for real, however.

  16. yes, the 98 BCS “mythical” NC, how many mythical NCs does the Barn have?

  17. Don't sell Houston short Avatar
    Don’t sell Houston short

    Bold talk for an 0 for the millineum program . . .

  18. Don't sell Houston short Avatar
    Don’t sell Houston short

    The BCS didn’t exist in ’98 did it? Has UT ever actually been IN the BCS? I don’t think they have . . . .AU has – RECENTLY

  19. Don't sell Houston short Avatar
    Don’t sell Houston short

    Actually the BCS DID start in ’98 so UT was there then . . .and not since . . .I thought that year was still “Bowl Alliance” but I was wrong . . .just like Phat Phil on a crucial call . . .

  20. Wow DsHs you are just commenting in a blog of your own aren’t you?

  21. T-KGB -- (Taurean "Killer" Green "Buds") Avatar
    T-KGB — (Taurean “Killer” Green “Buds”)

    Wow. You guys are getting into it. I like it. As for this video — I’d rather be a roommate-kissing “faggot” than an ignorant hick like that cakesniffer.

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