So, the SEC has 7 losses on the young season and we’re going to give props to Florida, Tennessee, Georgia, Vanderbilt, and Ole Miss for not losing any games yet, but we’re gonna take those other losers to task and rank the losses.

 7.  USC over USC.  Dave Odom’s squad probably didn’t have a prayer against O.J. Mayo and the Condoms, but at least they played them, and well.  It’s still not a great loss….. Mercer broke the Trojans in the first game of the season.

6.  OSU over LSU.  The Tigers were overmatched in this game easily, but they came back huge in the 2nd half off of a combined 39 points from Juniors Chris Johnson and Marcus Thornton.  Plus they got to go to fucking hawaii.

5.  Clemson over Mississippi St.  At home, you should beat Clemson, but you didn’t.  The Bulldogs lost off of miserable three point shooting and because they realized they have nothing to play for on their home turf in the bowels of Humphrey Coliseum in FuckStarkville. 

4.  Providence over Arkansas.  At first glance this looks really really really bad, but it’s not that bad.  Most people don’t realize that Providence is from a good basketball conference like the Big East.  They even made the Big East conference tournament which makes them better than Seton Hall, South Florida, Rutgers, and Cincinnati which you have all heard of.  The worst thing about this loss is the players were supposed to get to chill in Peurto Rico on Saturday but instead they were in an unconditioned gym for 4 hours having 2 practices.  Good job Pigs.

3.  Tulane over Auburn.  This is a bad loss.  The tigers were supposed to be turning it around, but they lose by 15 to a Tulane team that from the getgo knows it has nothing to play for this season.  I mean look at them.  They can’t even get their automatic C-USA bid to the tournament because they know they can’t beat Memphis.  Their eyes are dead and sunken.  Their heads hung low before the season even begins and then the Barn goes down there and takes a 15 point loss!

2.  Belmont over Bama.  It’s time for Nick Saban to take over for bamma coach Mark Gottfried… He’d never lose to a team that he is supposed to beat handily like that!  

1.  Gardner Webb over Kentucky.  While Jai and the football cronies give most of their hate and venom to Alabama’s football fans, you’ll find most of my comments to stupid fucking obsessive arrogant fans will go right at Kentucky.  If you take all of the football fans in the SEC and roll them up into one school and make them cheer for basketball, you get Kentucky.  And that’s why it is so sweet to watch them lose.  The Wildcats are finally playing again tonight, because they assumed they’d need a break after going to New York and facing UConn and the #3 Tigers of Memphis, but instead Billy Gillespie and company had 14 days of practice to prepare for —-Liberty. 

With these #2 and #1 losses plus Mercer’s win over USC, the Atlantic 10 is sending out a message… They’re out for blood this year.