(Ainge lays the smack to a Cromptonite ala “300”)
Corndogs? Say hello to your tough guy overlord: Erik Ainge. He is the Hat Man’s (and Mark Richt’s) boogy man…
Why? Because he will exist in your minds even after the Hat Man leaves your Coon Ass for Michigan/Big Ten nightmares. The Hat Man will be running around and playing tough and not back anything up like a French Surrender Monkey.
Is Les Miles so dense that light bends around him? Our sincere hope is that Les will continue to colostomify himself at critical decision making junctures of the game as he believes that others can hear his thoughts. Miles must deal with this
- Erik Ainge is a mammal
- Erik Ainge throws TDs ALL the time
- Has “DEEZ NUTZ” tattooed on his knuckles
- Ainge strong like bull, super QB
- Ainge is warm… sensitive. Cries at weddings.
- Uses a thighmaster for his fingers
- Doesn’t look in the toilet after a bowel movement
- It’s the purpose of Erik Ainge to flip out and shame brain-dead coaches
This is who Ainge is knocking boots with:
Below is Matt Flynn the LSU QB’s sex partner:
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