Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

I really think Oklahoma might be the best team in the country.  I also think my Eers stand a good chance of spanking that Sooner ass because of our superior coaching staff lead by Rich Rodriguez. Say anything you want about him, but you better say that he is the creator of the spread option that is so popular today. I know almost every college in America would love to have him. Give him a month to prepare and he will have  the Sooners stumpbroke  inside and out. Stoops is almost in the same category as RR so it will be an interesting game. I think WVU stands a good chance to beat them. And I look for our stalwart 3-3-5 defense to be the difference.

I’ve actually wondered if the Associated Press might not vote us number one if we beat Oklahoma (as in a split National Title). Only time will tell, and I guess, of course, we DO have to beat them first, but I’m guessing that by this time next week our players will be going full speed ahead.

Anybody else up for seeing our guys beat the 2nd best team in the land? The National Championship would have been nice, especially playing against the 10th or 15th best team in the land for it, but if you can block the big trophy out of your mind we’ve got a challenge worth seriously looking at.

Oklahoma is big and bad and mean. When January 2 comes around, what you say we just kill them? Let’s show them aggression the likes of which they’ve never even heard of. If these guys have heard anything at all about us (and they will have by the time game time rolls around), they will probably come out looking to be more physical than we are.

Bottom line, we’ve got to win that battle, and we’ve got to win it early. Establish our physicality at the beginning of the game, and we probably win the game. Let them establish it, and we probably lose. This is one time that we definitely need to be trying to put some feet up in the air. Roll Call:  Are you guys listening? Quinton? Eric? Ryan? Antonio? Larry? Vaughn? Reed? Marc? Johnny? Johnny? Keilen? Scooter? Ridwan? Ellis? Mortty? Charles? Boogie? Doug? Bobby? Chris? Jimmy? Zac?

Guys, let’s kick some motherfuckking ASS! Oklahoma is damn good, but something tells me they haven’t been manhandled by a superior physical team like the Eers.  High 5!!!

Something tells me people are too afraid of Oklahoma to try to manhandle them. Something also tells me that if we hit them hard in the face right off the bat, they might not know how to respond. Boise State beat them last year by avoiding them. How about we beat them this year by kicking the living dogshit out of them?

Hell yes…. 

46 responses to “Oklahoma is like a school yard bully”

  1. wow. talk about fugly. is that Kurt Warner’s wife in the middle?

  2. I didn’t realize there were so many transexuals at WVU. Please stop posting pics, please!!!

  3. No across the board. And hell no on second from left (not even with Eer’s dick after a case of beer).

    Eer, if you’re going to post chick pics, please use photos from other campuses.

  4. can’t you people read my rants?

  5. why must you critique good christians that way? Why??

  6. We don’t read your posts. We just comment on the pics.

  7. @3 I am posting pics of loyal eers…high 5

  8. Your rants most of the time are so self delusional that they are hard to finish reading.

  9. @ #8. High 5’s to that!!!

  10. Your pics are so God-awful disgusting that I can’t read the rant due to nausea. low 5…or, as in the pic, fugly 5

  11. Seriously, those girls are fugly.

  12. ok, i admit that they are bit hard looking. you should read the rant. my eers beat Stoops and Switzer

  13. There may be a dozen teeth between the five of them.

  14. 6pack, heroin, dimebag + 6pack, shot of cuervo, the koolaid

  15. Post a pic that doesn’t cause blindness, i.e., one of girls from another college, and then we might read your nonsense.

  16. @ 15

    That is going to be tough. I have been to Morgantown and Huntington. Both are nice towns but all the hot girls seem to end up at Marshall.

  17. @16 If one chooses to attend WVU, that is one thing, just don’t subject the rest of us to the daily horror show that is known as WVU coeds.

  18. they all have good child birthing hips….not like them skinny SEC girls

  19. Wow. I didn’t know you guys were so proud of your fatties at WVU.

  20. means that they cook good, plus a heavy girl works harder in the sack…they appreciate it more

  21. Jai–please do something! Get rid of that pic, or photoshop it (if that is even enough)

  22. @18 Do you know what happens to “good birthing hips” after a few kids and a few years?

  23. The bad part about it is, this is a picture of the Top 5 in the miss West Virginia pagent.

  24. AngryEer are you guys bringing couches to burn out to Glendale? Either that or a lot of hotels are going to be keeping their security deposits.

  25. It takes one gullible turd to think that Morgantown High will beat Oklahoma.

  26. I bet the Eers take the Sooners

  27. @25 you must be a thundering turd fan… leave dickweed

  28. @26 His poison has gotten to you, hasn’t it?

  29. @ artiger , another conversion

    High 5!!

    3-3-5

  30. @ ears– i think WVU has the offensive talent to play with OU, BUT THEY ALWAYS SEEM TO CHOKE IN THE BIG GAMES. Also i think OU can and will run straight at the WVU defense and have a big game on the ground.

    If the WVU stars can stay on the field after bruising their vaginas, then they do have a chance to win.

  31. my eers vaginas are tuff

  32. You guys definately have the talent to beat OU. I hope you do. I hate OU. But you have to admit, WVU just seems to lose something when it comes to big games.

  33. @32 “But you have to admit, WVU just seems to lose something when it comes to big games.”

    Yeah they lose something. We expect them to lose to good teams. Like Pitt. They’re real good. Yeah.

  34. @31 You’re talking about the “girls” in that pic, aren’t you?

  35. those girls can probably cook a helluva meal

  36. @ 33

    For WVU, pit was a big game (not a good team). It was win and you are in the NC game. WTF happened? 28.5 point favorites. At home and they choke it away.

  37. @35 I can cook a helluva meal, but that doesn’t make people want to post my pic. I will say that I’m not nearly as hideous as your friends there.

  38. The chick in the white t-shirt has a nose on her. Looks like a blonde haired Blossom…

    The one in the middle looks like Suzy Kolber. Eer, maybe you need to post some more pics of the mail order cheerleader again…

  39. Second from left plays left tackle for the Mountaineer scout team

  40. @39, Funny, I thought that was Owen Schmitt…

  41. The Mean Lil\' Black and Gold Girl Avatar
    The Mean Lil\’ Black and Gold Girl

    Jebus, I have prettier friends than that in WV. They are from Florida and Alabama and engineers, who married natives, but I know that’s not that the best you can do, AngryEer. Yeesh.

  42. stEERs and quEERs Avatar
    stEERs and quEERs

    The 3-3-5 is a wall.

  43. Wallpaper?

  44. indeed, wallpaper

  45. Yes the 3-3-5 is made out of paper.

  46. OU will beat WVU. How do I know? OU has better looking co-ed’s than the trannys and fat chicks WVU features.

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