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Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

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Hundred Dolla Billz, Yall

Check this out.  The 2nd coming of the Bear is only topped by the Minnesota doucebag.  Wow.  Nick Saban is the second worst coach in Division 1-A going by these numbers.  And losses to LA-Monroe don’t help out this average.  This financial strain will soon catch up to UAT.  They are still paying for the…

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Check this out.  The 2nd coming of the Bear is only topped by the Minnesota doucebag.  Wow.  Nick Saban is the second worst coach in Division 1-A going by these numbers.  And losses to LA-Monroe don’t help out this average. 

This financial strain will soon catch up to UAT.  They are still paying for the Tuberville Wing addition to Bahr-Denny Stadium, and Bammer merchandise sales have taken a drop recently.  The hundred dollar hand-shakes are becoming less and less padded, not because of the ‘Roid’s desire to stay off of probation, but because they can’t afford to.  The Bryant Bank cannot afford to keep bank-rolling Alabama’s Flagship. 

Bammer’s have been selling recruits on the return to glory for the BammerNation (that and the free cars).  Now Bammer is reduced to free textbooks.  My how far they have fallen.  What would Bahr and Logan think about this? 

12 responses to “Hundred Dolla Billz, Yall”

  1. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    good to see you back in the saddle

  2. Taco Bell Soft Tacos Avatar
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos

    Been on the road like a mo-fo as of late. Sitting in ATL-Hartsfield currently.

  3. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    http://wbgv.wordpress.com/2007/12/17/nick-sabans-agent-contacts-wvu/

    I will be in and out tomorrow.

  4. TideDruid Avatar
    TideDruid

    You’re slacking my friend. I expected this out of you a week ago.

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  6. Sad State of Affairs Avatar
    Sad State of Affairs

    Interesting. I wonder if they also have a report showing that UA is one of the 10 most profitable athletic departments in the nation. Well, they do have those reports, but you wouldn’t want to include that in your little article, would you?

    Also, as an Alabama fan, it’s nice to know that we paid $583,867 for 41-17.

  7. Nick Saban Avatar
    Nick Saban

    Interesting. I wonder if they also have a report showing that I ass-raped the fins? Well they do have those reports, but you wouldn’t want to include that in your little article, would you?

    Also, as an alabama coach, it is nice to know that my agent is in touch with WVU. There are too many trailer parks in T-Town and Terri is ready to move. RTR

  8. Saban Felcher Avatar
    Saban Felcher

    Interesting article. I wonder if there exists a report on the felching I have done with Coach Saban? You wouldn’t want to include that in your little article, would you?

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  10. Taco Bell Soft Tacos Avatar
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos

    The financial strain is not affecting UAT at all.

    http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2231/2120322609_6b4cfe0071_o.jpg

  11. lawvol Avatar
    lawvol

    That’s a very telling chart. So is are the Bammers getting their money’s worth? Does anyone know what Bear was making his last year as head coach? That’s what they should pay him…
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