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If you ain’t cheating..well Logan Young you ain’t trying. Bama is back RTR

(photo from Rivals.com)   Lil Nicky Saban!!  We see all see how well trained you are and  look how well Bama did on recruiting!  It wasn’t just Bear Bryant that rassled a little bitsy crippled bear cub, Nick was rumored to have done it for Julio Jones.  After Nick pinned that lil bear to the…

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Lil Nicky Saban!!  We see all see how well trained you are and  look how well Bama did on recruiting!  It wasn’t just Bear Bryant that rassled a little bitsy crippled bear cub, Nick was rumored to have done it for Julio Jones.  After Nick pinned that lil bear to the ground, Jones dropped those cheating Oklahoma Sooners like a hot bullet pass from John Sarah Jessica Parker Wilson for the Capstone.  Nick is surely witnessing and  preaching the gospel that is 12 national championships.  The Bammeroids can place him high on a  pedestal while they bask in the  aura and glow.   Saban is truly washed in the blood. RTR

Phyllis of Mulga and Psycho Shane of Centerville are the only people that  has figured it out that Bama is back. They stuck tight with Coach Saban past the ULM debacle and onward to a return to ritzy Shreveport in the offing.  True believers like Shane and Phyllis will receive their just rewards when they are call on high to join Bear at the Pearly Gates. I wish I had listened to them.  Wingnut is about to be taken to school. RTR

Bammers rejoice!!  Nick Saban  is going to turn this program around 360 degrees.  There is nothing like class and tradition in a football program to take it to new levels.  Those turdknockers and haters in East Alabama and Knoxvegas know that payback is coming. 41-17 will look a 5OT squeaker win compared to next years massacre. RTR

The envy these other schools have for Alabama is just unbelievable. But Alabama remains alone as The University of Alabama and Coach Nick Saban is the Coach. Other teams can only dream of having Alabama’s traditions. It’s why they are all out to get Bama. They are you know, it’s a fact that they conspired to set Bama up and now they see in their failure to destroy Alabama that Alabama is now returning to their rightful place on top. God Bless Coach Nick Saban for staying at Bama. He could have any head-coaching job in the NFL but he stays because Bama is Special. RTR

RTR

Traditionally classy.

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50 responses to “If you ain’t cheating..well Logan Young you ain’t trying. Bama is back RTR”

  1. The Tide is Cheating With Reckless Abandon Yet Again « Loser with Socks

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  2. Picture Me Rollin Avatar
    Picture Me Rollin

    This is a classy and totally unprecedented post. Well done.

  3. Barkin' Dawg Avatar
    Barkin’ Dawg

    Uh – that’s what we call “satire” in the civilized world, R-Tard.

  4. Picture Me Rollin Avatar
    Picture Me Rollin

    And my comment was what was referred to as sarcasm, emphasizing the fact that the post was neither classy nor original. But thanks for taking the time to try and enlighten me, Dawg. I’m also certain you don’t place satire in quotations in this instance and I’m quite sure that those in the “civilized world” don’t refer to people as “Tards”. (see, I quoted you and therefore can place your comments in quotations. Have a great day!

  5. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    i thought that the youtube was a nice touch

  6. Picture Me Rollin Avatar
    Picture Me Rollin

    Forgive me, I failed to close my parenthesis and now appear nearly as ignorant as you.

  7. Shane Avatar
    Shane

    Saban boys party hard.

    his words are the sun to the

    budding autumn flowers.

  8. Shane Avatar
    Shane

    to all the haters over in the barn, just remember bama is back! how many national championships do ya’ll have? thats right you’ll never be as good as we were back before i was born. RTR

  9. Picture Me Rollin Avatar
    Picture Me Rollin

    I’ll have to admit Jai, that I did tear up, just a little bit. I couldn’t have been more sincere in my praise. The video, which is aired coincidentally about 30 minutes prior to kickoff at all Alabama home games, was a nice touch and did in fact, make it a nice post. They play it just before the one where Coach Bryant speaks and only those of us that are faithful can understand what he says.

  10. rED sTICK Avatar
    rED sTICK

    ro0lling

    we need to show our support for the most competent commander the gridiron has ever seen.

  11. picturemerollin Avatar
    picturemerollin

    On the whole I think most of you need to stick to just straight up insulting and teasing and stay away from things like “satire”. You don’t seem to be very good at it.
    Red Stick- Were you referring to me? I’m not sure if you were spelling “rollin” or you were trying to make an emphatic statement about Alabama by using the word “rolling”. As an aside to your comment, I find it ironic that a segment of folks in this country would like immigrants to learn and use English (which is a wonderful idea) when they don’t seem to use it themselves. And, by the way, I’m pretty sure that Jai showed support for Coach Fulmer in an earlier post. (see, that’s satire)

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  13. LeBron Avatar
    LeBron

    @11

    He fooled your dumb ass

  14. zigzag Avatar
    zigzag

    Jai is Mobile, Agile and Hostile. The Bear used the long i.

  15. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    i think i speak pretty good bammer

  16. picturemerollin Avatar
    picturemerollin

    LeBron, I can’t tell you how much I appreciate you proving my point.

  17. Ears Whitworth Avatar
    Ears Whitworth

    Actually he did own your ass Rolling. You really were duped and it was obvious

  18. Ears Whitworth Avatar
    Ears Whitworth

    You keep poking at him, he will burn your ass up

  19. picturemerollin Avatar
    picturemerollin

    I can tell it’s pointless to use any normal means of argument here. Other than Jai and H-back most of you just aren’t any fun. I’d probably get farther using fart jokes.But I guess that’s what I get for starting it. Oh well, my ego is shattered from “getting owned” and being called a “dumb ass”. I’m taking my football and going home.

  20. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    thanks rolling. I recognized the Bammeroid sarcasm and thought maybe you were a Barner until I visited your blog.

  21. Sad State of Affairs Avatar
    Sad State of Affairs

    Rollin –

    Yeah, it’s pretty much impossible to have any sort of objective discussion in here where people would actually ignore extreme biases and admit that their point of view may not be right. They really get angry when you bring facts to the discussion or ask them to back up their claims with facts, though I’m not sure which one they hate worse.

    Also, it’s not just the comments. This article is a great example of what I’m talking about. Instead of seeing that Saban just plain outworked Fulmer, Tubs, etc. in recruiting, just say that Bama cheats. Much easier than admitting that Bama may have a great coach and be making a push to get back to the top of the SEC in a few years.

  22. picturemerollin Avatar
    picturemerollin

    SSoA,
    I have been visiting here long enough to know that (sorry Jai, but I’m telling your secret) most of the point of this site and the commenters is to have a laugh at the expense of somebody that get’s angry at what is being said. That’s why everything is inflamatory and overdramatic. Other than the links and Jai’s occasional semi-introspective pieces on the Vols the sole intent is to, and I quote “raise ire”. I’m OK with that. I don’t expect facts to make sense here and I sure don’t expect anyone on this site to agree that there might be two sides to anything. It is unapologetic about that but at least it is consistently unapologetic.
    This article is a perfect example. There hadn’t been a good reaming today. Jai wrote the one about Fulmer’s comments and no one bit, so he went back to the old standbys- Putting down Alabama and Alabama fans. A lot of commenters are just waiting on Jai to spring the trap. We’re in the SEC, every fan base but Vandy has its share of toothless, trailer living delusional fans. Meth isn’t just happening in Tennessee. And I’m sure that there are great things about UT and AU but you aren’t going to make you or me believe that. I sware I’m not trying to kiss ass here but in a way it’s unique; I can’t think of any other site that’s devoted not to praising a school but to cursing others. I take it all with a grain of salt.I enjoy arguing and poking fun. I’m not going to take it personally and I’m not going to get personal.It’s funny, it has to be, because if it wasn’t funny it would be sad.

  23. artiger Avatar
    artiger

    @22 Nice insight…now F* off!

    Just kiddin

  24. Ears Whitworth Avatar
    Ears Whitworth

    Old Sad State shows up and is living the Bammer dream that a leopard can change his spots. Buddy, Saban is as good as gone. Your mullet nation brethern will run him off, or he will be on probation or he will jump back his last failure tehe NFL. Watching you Bammers slobber and reach for the past is like watching a fat bald guy drive a minivan, funny and grotesque.

    Rolling, that was funny shit for a bammer. I think both of you are Barners too. Mullets ain’t that smart

  25. CrimsonBuck311 Avatar
    CrimsonBuck311

    Why not a nice piece of how well Fulmer did in recruiting? That 1 4 star you got was impressive. Really it was.

    You can hate Alabama all you want….I am an Alabama grad and dislike 60% of our Fanbase. At least I know better than to spin total crap like this.

    Take a tissue, cry a bit on how Fulmer still has a job, and wish you had a coach who could actually win an SEC Championship in this century.

    Hell, Mike Dumbose has an SEC Championship in 1999…..Fulmer’s last SEC Championship….1997. That right there is pretty damn sad.

  26. Ears Whitworth Avatar
    Ears Whitworth

    Jai

    keep up the work. There must be a reaspon why you are nominated for the funniest blog in the Orson Swindle Predetermined College Football Blog Awards.

    I think it was a damn shame that the Tebow/Jorts pic was not a finalist. But on the other hand, EDSBS had 5 of the 6 photoshop finalists. Maybe 1 was better than the Jorts. JMO

    Fuck Florida

  27. Old # 7 Avatar
    Old # 7

    Pack it in BamaBuck. Fulmer still owns your ass.

  28. Ears Whitworth Avatar
    Ears Whitworth

    Wow that was some funny shit Rolling. You really ought to write for Jai….

    Can anyone really make fun of Vanderbilt?

  29. CrimsonBuck311 Avatar
    CrimsonBuck311

    Old #7. Fulmer has a great record against Alabama. That isn’t a question. The fact is Alabama has been down, and down because of their own fault.

    I know for a fact no university in the SEC except Tenn., would allow a coach to stay as long as Fulmer without an SEC Championship. Well, maybe Vandy, Ole Miss, and MSU. All great powerhouses.

    What is Fulmer’s record against Saban?

  30. AngryEer Avatar
    AngryEer

    I love these SEC cat fights. Crimson Buck, I think I would stop dropping names like MSU or let’s even say the ULM Fighting Nutria.

  31. AngryEer Avatar
    AngryEer

    I dropped in to say, I have 2 sweet posts for tomorrow. I have a post on my 3 da’s and pot and some mountain momma poon.

  32. jim Avatar
    jim

    @22
    If it is a satirical site and you are “in” on the joke, why go off on these diatribes about what the site is about? I seriously want those three minutes of my life back. You must be a lot of fun at parties.

  33. AngryEer Avatar
    AngryEer

    The Photoshop is sweet. The crown of thorns is a nice touch. LOL

  34. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    Eer, I saw them. I got one for 0900 cst. Meetings the rest of the morning, works good. The Hog blogger is back online

  35. AngryEer Avatar
    AngryEer

    Cool. Country Fucking Roads, Homes

  36. AngryEer Avatar
    AngryEer

    H Back here? He loves these Bama “fans”

  37. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    crown of thorns is gold….

  38. artiger Avatar
    artiger

    Angry, glad you’re here, just wanted to share the good news with you:

    http://www.livescience.com/health/080207-kissing-cousins.html

    Is that mountain momma poon from your family album?

  39. artiger Avatar
    artiger

    @29 Arkansas allowed Nutty to stay 10 years without the title (or a BCS bowl appearance, for that matter). That’s about as close as I can think of.

  40. 3rd Down H-Back Avatar
    3rd Down H-Back

    @36- Eer, I was monitoring the Bammers on here today. The last time I saw them this happy the Queen of Tuscaloosa was getting a DUI later that afternoon.

    @22- Everything on this blog comes from a 100% factual perspective. There are no inflammatory statements that are not backed by solid evidence, tipped off inside information, or derived from flawless logic.

    And I appreciate @19, even if you can’t read. It is in the Bible.

  41. picturemerollin Avatar
    picturemerollin

    It’s OK Jim, I don’t think we’ll ever be at the same party.

  42. gatorhippy Avatar
    gatorhippy

    Eer, you got any bud for sale?

  43. Ears Whitworth Avatar
    Ears Whitworth

    He got it from Herban

  44. gatorhippy Avatar
    gatorhippy

    Doubtful, Ears…

    Pretty sure he would be getting his from the M-Town Mafia…

    http://www.herald-dispatch.com/homepage/x112301154

  45. J J Avatar
    J J

    Any truth to the rumor that Saban is leaving for the Redskins?

  46. 3rd Down H-Back Avatar
    3rd Down H-Back

    He said for $4.1 million a season he would happily coach Daniel Snyder’s team.

  47. zigzag Avatar
    zigzag

    @22 For God’s sake man, you are going to lose your sanity taking all this bull shit personally. So what if The Bear (Organ crescendo with cymbals crashing) was a metro sexual and his main squeeze was Ken Donahue? So what if ShrevePOT is the asshole of the world? Get a grip and take what those boneheads say with a grain of salt.

  48. AngryEer Avatar
    AngryEer

    @22 Meow….

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  50. logan young Avatar
    logan young

    Florida whooping your rear ends today! Eeeehhh

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