[Related post, Call of your Barner Cops]
Nick Saban, at his stalker Mal Moore’s behest, abandoned his NFL Miami Dolphins gig and moved back to College Football to become coach of the University of Alabama Crimson Tide (RTR). But as he becomes more acclimated to how “business” is conducted in the Ghetto of T-Town, Saban becomes aware of the rampant police corruption and decides to clean up the police department and the entire city government of Tuscaloosa. [Wiki]
A few delusional souls have praised Nick Saban as an honest coach in a crooked town; others more sane and rational have denounced him as a bully willing to break some rules to uphold others.
Nick Saban has become famous for being incorruptible, intolerant of crime, and his use of the dazzling array of houndstooth which he used to great effect in destroying clandestine gambling dens and illegal distilleries, and even against criminal Barner cops.
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