You have to love the Bammer bloggers like Gerry Dorsey, picturemerollin, and Druid. Unintentionally, they provide the non-believers with so much ammo after failing to war game out the 2nd and 3rd order effects of their posts. The latest piece of intell comes from Tide Druid. RTR, Druid.
The grass is green, the sky is blue, and Bama cheats. All these are absolute non-debatable certainties, even though those who are Bear-fearin’ would disagree with the last in that list. Those O-linemen back in Bear’s day on track scholarships were completely legit in their eyes. Saban may work 26 hours a day recruiting, but the Red Elephant Club still comes in to seal the deal. Oklahoma gives away free sweatshirts to be worn at murder trials, but Alabama sticks with the text books and brown paper bags full of cash, with Logan Young’s Visa as an alternate means of payment, although less favored due to the paper trail it leaves behind.
Bama is back cheating with ‘crootin’, but they need help in certain technical aspects cheating. They need help from someone who nearly cheated his way to perfection (Eli Fucking Manning in this bitch, making your girl cream, and crushing your 19-0 dream!). Who would the 21st Century Bear call for help? Enter Bill Belichick, no introduction needed. These two apparently go way back, even before Sa6an took over and resurrected the Miami Dolphins back into a top NFL contender (for the #1 NFL draft pick).
I assume Bill is going to show Lord Nicky how to pick out the best hiding positions for the Bammer camera crews in hostile environments, make suggestions on what type of uniforms to wear to blend in with the press as to not be identified as Bammeroid LRSD, and teach analytical techniques on how to exploit the information gathered from the Bammer camera crews. Belichick is so damn good. Hell, you could say that he is nearly perfect.
Next season, there is no reason why UAT shouldn’t win 18 games like the Patriots. If the Bama wins anything less than 18 games and is denied their 49th national championship, it confirms the vast conspiracy against Alabama’s Flagship by the NCAA, SEC, Tuberville, Fulmer, CIA, and the Illuminati.
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