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Jenna Jameson would be envious of Espn’s Mark Schlabach’s gag reflex technique [ESPN] as he fluffs the tOSU Failboats as his top team. My question is: has he watched any football in the last two years? Why in the blue hell would he rank tOSU at #1? And then rank Black Jersey wearing, Hippity Hop Hawaii slaying UGA at #2? You got to be shitting me….Let’s focus on the Failboats, thUGA your assessment is coming later….
I guess he assumed all those returning Ohio State Cupcake starters from last year got soooo much better after the last two years of beatdowns? I think that if they sucked over the last two years, one more year is not going to help them. Maybe after they lose their 3rd BCS game in 3 years, the liberal drive-by left wing sports media will finally realize they are not Gods gift to college football but they are merely cupcakes. Man it must suck to live in Ohio. I feel sorry for all of you. Grown men weeping on television is funny though.
Common sense tells me if the failboats lose, that they will somehow not make it to the BCS title game. Either by Coaches poll, AP poll, I don’t think the College Football fans can stand for another Ohio State ass-rape. It is just plain bad PR for the game of football. I said it once and I will say it again, if tOSU played in the SEC they might qualify for the Music City Bowl or push Bama for Shreveport Supremacy.
1. How many times do the Buckeyes have to be in the national championship game before outside of the SEC realize that they suck?
2. The Big Ten is the worst conference in college football, without a doubt. B-List3. SEC teams play the toughest schedule. SECCG should be the MNC. It means more anyway.
4. The Buckeyes should be banned from the national championship game for the forseeable future.
5. We need a playoff system, so Big 10 teams can be eliminated early and often.
6. Follow the instructions on the St Jude card (below). St Jude is the patron Saint of hopeless causes, like tOSU football.
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