It pains me, how blind some Tennessee fans and sports media are. Ranting and raving about conspiracies, little flights of fancy that the true controllers disseminate to keep the rabble and sheep entertained and amused. But none of you see. None of you understand. None of you strutting roosters knows the truth. You crow about the barnyard and scratch your lines in the dirt and all the while the farmer watches from his window, nodding and smiling at how small and ignorant you truly are.

Struggle! Awake! Lift the veil! Shall I shall you? Do you want to see?

I don’t have much time. You must start with Neyland. That’s where it begins and ends, the alpha and the omega.  General Neyland  and Lane Kiffin.  Kiffin, he is the 21st coach in Tennessee’s storied history. Quickly, stay with me. I don’t have much more time, they’re are on to me.  Brent Hubbs and Rob Lewis, they are watching, waiting.  Don’t be fooled at what they want you to see.   They seek total domination.

Neyland’s name had seven letters, yes? Coincidence? Here’s where the code began. The signal, the seal, the sign. 21 and 7. By chance did you see what Kiffin had on his wrist? It was a “Breitling watch”.  Breitling watch + Neyland equals 21 letters.

How many games did Neyland win against Vandy? Do you know?

Of course you don’t. They don’t teach you this in school. They’re careful. So I’ll wait while you search. Find Neyland’s record. Count. Count the wins.

Do you see? Is it clear? That is correct, 16 glorious wins over many hapless Vandy squads.

Back to Kiffin’s watch. A timepiece. So innocent, right? So simple. NO! Lift the veil! Breitling

Kiffin wore A $2500 super ocean BREITLING WATCH at his first press conference.

But it doesn’t stop there, sheep. NO! Count the letters in Breitling.
B = 2
R = 18
E =5
I = 9
T = 20
L =12
I = 9
N = 14
G = 7
Total 96
Now add the numbers in the second column. Eight, two and four. Fourteen.

Fourteen.

Is becoming clear yet?

Remember 21? Kiffin is the 21st coach in Tennessee’s history. Neyland is the standard that all Tennessee Football coaches are measured. Neyland’s first year at Tennessee was 1926. Now add the 14 to 1926.  I gives us 1940.

Oh my,  look at that. Keep breaking it down 1940=1+9+4=14

Neyland wins a NC in 1951=1+9+5+1=16

Are you starting to see? Do you see what I am getting at? To me this is a no-brainer.

Now add the total letters of BREITLING = 96. Put it all together. Put it all together, fools.

16+96+14+14+16+21+21=198

198. A meaningless number. Or is it? Lets store that number in our spank-tank, I know we’ll need it later.

Never take your eye off of General Neyland. Lets look at his total percentage of wins over SEC foes
LSU = 6-1 (85)
Bama = 12-5-2 (70)
Auburn = 3-2 (60)
Ole Miss = 14-2-1 (87)
Miss St = 7-2 (77)
Vandy = 16-3-2 (84)
for a total of 463

The General never lost to UGA, UF. UK and Scar. So he was 100%

Lets continue to decipher the code…the signals that Kiffin and Fulmer are sending. Subtract 198 from 463. It leaves us with yet another “useless” number of 265.  Does everyone see what they are trying to hide?  I must hurry now as they are closing in

BUT NOW ADD SEVEN FOR the Game MAXIMS. And this weekend’s press conference Lane Kiffin opened the second seal. I have patiently waited for the second sign since Novemer 25th. the second sign is 39. 39? Yes, 39. It is the number of questions that Kiffin correctly answered on his recruiting test score. 39 out of 40. Kiffin then douchechilled former Tennessee nemesis Steve Spurrier. Spurrier had wondered if Kiffin had taken the NCAA required recruiting test. Kiffin waited to respond. Then like a pimp that disciplines a sassy whore that is out of line, Kiffin pimpslapped the bitchy Spurrier and took away his Strength and Conditioning Coach Mark Smith. This open hand face slap of taking Smith who had been with Spurrier since his Florida days had to leave a mark. The Kiffin revealed the sign: “I got a 39 out of 40 on my recruiting test… I’d like to see what Steve got.” BOOM, Motherfucker. See it? 39…..

7 + 39= 46 + the 100 from UGA UF UK and Scar for 146.
Let’s subtract 146 from 265. It gives us 119. Add in Fulmer’s 5 SEC Conference/division Titles and the 6 letters from Majors, gives us 11. Do you see it yet? Add the 11 to the 119. 130. Yes 130.

And what is the 130th day of the year? What is it???

MAY NINTH.

WHO WAS BORN ON MAY NINTH, 1975? WHO, YOU FOOLS?